But...but I spent hours carving everybody's faces into those little cheese cubes...
Those were not cheese cubes, Dearest Tiddlywinks. Those were the neighbors from across the way who had come to give us a cord or wood so we could again light our fire and enjoy the civilized comforts we have missed during our most dire straits.
Alas, now they will harbor animosity toward us for quite awhile. It will be impossible to invite them to the cotillion planned for late spring.
But, Dear TiddlyWinks. It is not your fault. You were crazed by lack of proper tea, jam and handkerchiefs!
Any reasonable person would understand that and sympathize with you.
***sips fresh tea with pinkie extended***