I walk into the bar, clothes covered in dust, two weeks worth of growth on my face. I have a travel pack slung over my shoulder. I scan the bar, and notice some new faces. And a large hole in the floor.
Good ol' Jed's Pub, I think to myself.
Feels good to be back, even if it's a short visit.
"Hi, everyone! Hope all is good."
I walk past my favorite table and drop my pack onto it as I head to the bar. I pour a pint of Guinness and sit down. I sigh and take a long sip.
"Hello to all the new faces! This place is starting to get popular!"
I take another sip of the dark ale, and I'm struck by a sudden revelation. Something is different. I frown at the tan foam in my glass.
"Something's...off..."
I stare off for a minute, pulling at my beard as I contemplate the situation. Suddenly, the revelation strikes me, and I sit up in my chair.
"The narrative has shifted!"
I scan the bar. Everyone is in the first-person from my third-person perspective. Something, or someone, has bent the perspective of this reality. My lack of presence must have attuned my senses to the shift.
If I were here the whole time, I may not have even noticed it...
But I see not everyone has been affected. Porter, Hannah, Tiddlywinks. All immune.
Okay, there seems to be an infectious strain of third-person self-referential narration happening here.
Something will have to be done about this.
I finish my beer and stand up.
"I know what needs to be done. It'll be a long journey, but I can reverse this."
I grab my pack and swing it onto my shoulder.
"Take care everyone. I'll try and hurry back."
I open the door and step out, disappearing down the street.
(Actually, just wanted to pop in and say hi. I've been busy with work, and have to do more traveling, so will be disappearing again for a few days. Take care! )