Bump-up
I bumped up this seldom-visited thread, because a de-rail of the "Accidental Fix" thread went on about speechreading by the deaf.
"Latest" old deaf joke:
Taxiing along the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, wheeled about, and returned to the gate. After a half-hour wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by strange noises he heard in the engine," she explained.
"Wow, didn't take long to fix the engine" said the passenger.
"Fix it? In this economy?" replied the stewardess. "No, we just found a deaf pilot."
Mixing speechreading (what used to be lipreading) and signs often has some funny real-life dramas.
Last week at Burger King, I ordered a milkshake by pointing to the large vanilla shake on the menu. The girl asked, "What flavor again?"
I said vanilla and unconsciously signed the word: a slight shake of the "V" sign.
Sure enough, she came back with two milkshakes. Of course the "V" sign and the number two are the same.
My fault, so I paid for two, thankful I didn't give a thumbs up, which also means the number ten, ha ha ha.