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Bemused Girl
Join Date: Nov 2008
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That new author smell . . .
Join Date: Jul 2012
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I forget how many parsecs it takes to do the Kessel run. Can someone remind me? I'm too lazy to research.
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How does one know that?
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http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0767.html
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Words exist because of meaning; once you've gotten the meaning you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can have a word with him? ----Chuang-Tzu Overdue Considerations -- my blog Now on Smashwords |
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Girl Detective
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I presume it takes longer for lesser ships. /easy
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Book & car aren't mine, but dog is.
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Which leads us a bit OT to one of the great modern mysteries: how can someone with such a tin ear for dialog (and lack of knowledge of parsecs) come up with some of the best names in recent memory? Millenium Falcon, Tattooine, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Jabba the Hutt, Obi-Wan Kenobi...
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DEPARTMENT OF DIDN'T-REALLY-THINK-IT-THROUGH: I don't expect to make much money , I just want to get my name out there...because number of sales has nothing to do with earning name recognition, right? |
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That new author smell . . .
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Who's going for a beer?
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: New York
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Last week a woman told me she couldnt go to college because her parents didn't have any money. When I asked her if she looked into financial aid her reply was "I don't want to take out student loans." I asked her about Pell grants and she had no idea what I was talking about. Two years ago, a fellow veteran told me he didn't apply for a job at the VA because the VA won't hire people who received medical discharges. (Not even close to true) A year prior to that, that same individual told me he was called for the police academy physical but decided "not to bother" because he is 5'5" and the cutoff for the state police is 5'8" (it said right on he PA State Police website there was NO height requirement, if you can pass the physical test, you're in). My point is that people make life altering decisions because they don't research things. They accept rumor or conventional wisdom as fact without verifying it and they go off blindly in another direction. So when I see something like that in a book, I might cringe. But I'm cringing because unfortunately, people really can be that stupid and maybe the author is fully aware of that. |
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Sophipygian
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Others, not so much: Greedo, Count Dooku, Shmi, Jar Jar Binks, Sio Bibble, Elan Sleazbaganno, Jango Fett, Fisto, Biggs Darklighter, Senator Grebleips, Qui-Gon Jinn, Djas Puhr, Commander Cody, Voolvif Mon, Ephant Mon, Mon Calamari, Mon Mothma, Queen Amidala, Darth Sidious, Chirpa, Pello Scrambas, Plo Koon, Yarael Poof, Bib Fortuna. |
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Geekzilla
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Wasn't Luke's last name originally Starkiller?
I have the giant hardback sketchbook from a few years ago, and some of the ideas are so bad they wouldn't have even stood up in a forties serial. He also has a lot of people around throwing ideas at him, and there's the entire EU to take inspiration from.
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That new author smell . . .
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Ah, Count Dooku, one of the worst names ever. Why not call him Baron PooPoo? You're right, AK. I think I forget the bad ones. Please tell me there really wasn't a Sleazbaggano?
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Possibly not a real squirrel
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I think a lot of the time writers get caught out by the things they're so sure they know that they don't bother to check. Then there's the things you don't know you don't know.
I remember my sheer joy at finding a website that enabled me to calculate the appearance of the night sky from any point on Earth at any time in the past or future. I worked out the long/lat for where my characters would be (not easy for me, that, as I'm geographically challenged) and got the data, then wrote the scene. Later, I realised I'd set the date on the site not for the month when the story was set, but for when I was writing it, which was not at all the same. Doh. Had I not noticed that, well, I'd be in this thread, probably, should the book ever be published .Conversations in our house often go like this: Me: What're you watching? My Dad: Cracker Me: That's not at all how profilers work, you know-- My Dad: WHO CARES????
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Writing from a female point of view seems to be generally regarded as something more like writing from the perspective of a deer: you might get points for novelty, but it'd be impossible to get right, and who really wants to hear a deer narrate a story, anyway? Jennifer duBois Damn the prologue, full speed ahead! Laurie McLean, Foreword Literary |
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Girl Detective
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Don't forget Jek Porkins.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fargo
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Good question. It was described as an iconic classic model.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Feb 2009
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That came out a little terse and doesn't convey everything.
I had the same thought and the more I looked at the interactions with his mechanic and the reactions of other people when they first saw his car, I'm sure it's a 911. After the car is totaled, his mechanic helps him find a fixer-upper in his price range and they discuss how hard it is to find "old beauties" in reasonable shape without spending a lot of money.
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