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"Seein' as how the Sheriff took my piece, I'll be needin' ya to punch that monkey. Much obliged." *bats eyelashes*

No problem, little lady. I'll be taking care of that right pronto.

*shoots monkey*
 

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Whispers to Dan, "Who's the barkeep? I got here kind of mid-story and I don't know what my role is." <-----------------------------------whispering to Dan, no need to pay attention. Only Dan........................no animals!!!!
 

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No problem, little lady. I'll be taking care of that right pronto.

*shoots monkey*

"Ah, that's much better--Why thank ya Marshall!"
 

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Whispers to Dan, "Who's the barkeep? I got here kind of mid-story and I don't know what my role is." <-----------------------------------whispering to Dan, no need to pay attention. Only Dan........................no animals!!!!

Hey there, Miss Syn. You lookin' mighty fine tonight. :e2brows:
 

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Whispers to Dan, "Who's the barkeep? I got here kind of mid-story and I don't know what my role is." <-----------------------------------whispering to Dan, no need to pay attention. Only Dan........................no animals!!!!

I thought you was mindin' the place while I'm gone. Meanin', YOUR THE BARKEEP! ;)

Now who is this little lady, batin' her eyelashes at the marshel? And why is there a dead monely on my floor?
 

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"OK. Thanks. When exactly is it that you do work, Dan?"

"Dan, this is Cella and she has a .38, so mind your manners."

"Hey there Marshall, thanks for taking care of the ah, damn that's the wrong monkey."
 

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"OK. Thanks. When exactly is it that you do work, Dan?"

"Dan, this is Cella and she has a .38, so mind your manners."

"Hey there Marshall, thanks for taking care of the ah, damn that's the wrong monkey."

Every dead monkey is the right monkey, Ms. Syn.
 

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"OK. Thanks. When exactly is it that you do work, Dan?"

Did I or did I not bring back a barrel of beer?
 

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"Well, you're the fella with the gun so whatever you say Marshall. Need a drink? We've got beer the that hasn't been monkeyed with, so to speak."

Don't want to run any unsuspecting new customers off.
 

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"Okay Dan, you brought the beer. But you know you would have had to get it anyway. Ain't ladylike to roll a barrel of beer around."

*spit*
 

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"Well, you're the fella with the gun so whatever you say Marshall. Need a drink? We've got beer the that hasn't been monkeyed with, so to speak."

Don't want to run any unsuspecting new customers off.


"Mr. Haggis' beer can go on my tab, on account of him shootin' that disgusting creature. And Mr. Daniel, I appologize for the mess on the floor, it was my fault."
 

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"Well, you're the fella with the gun so whatever you say Marshall. Need a drink? We've got beer the that hasn't been monkeyed with, so to speak."

Don't want to run any unsuspecting new customers off.

Nope, but thanks, Dan. Got to git some shuteye. I'm hittin' the trail tomorrow come sunrise. I heered there's a pack of monkeys out west of Tulsa. I want to catch them early.
 

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"I'll see ya' next time...thanks for the hospitality."

;)
 

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"Okay Dan, you brought the beer. But you know you would have had to get it anyway. Ain't ladylike to roll a barrel of beer around."

*spit*

Hey, don't be spitin' like that. Remember that your a lady.

*spit*
 

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Nope, but thanks, Dan. Got to git some shuteye. I'm hittin' the trail tomorrow come sunrise. I heered there's a pack of monkeys out west of Tulsa. I want to catch them early.

Just remember that you swore to bring in that leuk alive.
 

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Da dum da dum....theatical music. Now that Marshall Haggis has cleared the Oklahoma territory of outlaws, horse thieves, snake oil salesmen, shysters, bank robbers and all other low down, mean, nasty no good characters he has pledged himself to the elimination of that dreaded flood of pestilence that is ravaging our beloved, pristine territory---a plague of monkeys.

Stinkin, dirty, flea bitten, nasty, pissin', spittin' monkeys. Is the Marshall up to the challenge? Will the monkeys band together and plot his downfall? Tune in tomorrow folks, for the next espisode! (Sorry about the spitting. I get in the rhythm with the spits and the pings, all day long, day after day and I just forget my manners.)
 
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Is the Marshall up to the challenge? Will the monkeys band together and plot his downfall? Tune in tomorrow folks, for the next espisode!

"Marshall Haggis and the Monkey Bandits or Monkeys Run-amuck"

*Ooooo, how exciting*
 
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I can't wait to see what episodic titles everyone comes up with. This should be interesting.

Marshall Haggis and the Monkey Bandits. Jeez.
 

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You started this whole...monkey business. ;)
 

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"Yeah," hangs head, hides grin, "I did. Should be ashamed of myself. Do you want me to pick on the bunny. I can do that, too?"
 

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All this time I thought the monkey and the bunny were already in cahoots.
 

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"I'm not sure, they may be brothers with different mothers."
 

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Well then that would make the bunny free game. ;)
 

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"Oh yeah. Speaking of game...know any good rabbit recipes?" Hah?

Night, Dan. I have to go run the pony express tomorrow. Back to work.