"Seein' as how the Sheriff took my piece, I'll be needin' ya to punch that monkey. Much obliged." *bats eyelashes*
No problem, little lady. I'll be taking care of that right pronto.
*shoots monkey*
"Seein' as how the Sheriff took my piece, I'll be needin' ya to punch that monkey. Much obliged." *bats eyelashes*
No problem, little lady. I'll be taking care of that right pronto.
*shoots monkey*
Whispers to Dan, "Who's the barkeep? I got here kind of mid-story and I don't know what my role is." <-----------------------------------whispering to Dan, no need to pay attention. Only Dan........................no animals!!!!
Whispers to Dan, "Who's the barkeep? I got here kind of mid-story and I don't know what my role is." <-----------------------------------whispering to Dan, no need to pay attention. Only Dan........................no animals!!!!
And why is there a dead monely on my floor?
"OK. Thanks. When exactly is it that you do work, Dan?"
"Dan, this is Cella and she has a .38, so mind your manners."
"Hey there Marshall, thanks for taking care of the ah, damn that's the wrong monkey."
"OK. Thanks. When exactly is it that you do work, Dan?"
"Well, you're the fella with the gun so whatever you say Marshall. Need a drink? We've got beer the that hasn't been monkeyed with, so to speak."
Don't want to run any unsuspecting new customers off.
"Well, you're the fella with the gun so whatever you say Marshall. Need a drink? We've got beer the that hasn't been monkeyed with, so to speak."
Don't want to run any unsuspecting new customers off.
"Okay Dan, you brought the beer. But you know you would have had to get it anyway. Ain't ladylike to roll a barrel of beer around."
*spit*
Nope, but thanks, Dan. Got to git some shuteye. I'm hittin' the trail tomorrow come sunrise. I heered there's a pack of monkeys out west of Tulsa. I want to catch them early.
Is the Marshall up to the challenge? Will the monkeys band together and plot his downfall? Tune in tomorrow folks, for the next espisode!