Now I live in rural Missouri, close to some rivers, lots of forest and farmland here, so that means lots of wildlife.
We'll be having brain jelly shots later this evening.
JELLO SHOTS!
*turns on the strobe*
*pulls the beanbag chair out from the closet*
Um...what am I forgetting?
Evening, Hounds. Apparently I don't bake very often. Looked at the date on my baking powder tonight...
It's from 1998.
*blames useless baking powder for every baking disaster for the last 10 years*That may well make it useless, but I don' know for certain.
God, you know, I'm pretty certain there are some spices in my cupboard from when I first moved out of my parent's house. When I raided their cabinet before I left.
Really?Most of those dried spices and things will not go bad, but you will have to up the amount you use.
What if I chase mine with a flaming shot of tequila, do you think that'd kill the chance of kuru? Or no?Well, mostly sure. But what's a little Kuru Fever amongst friends? Besides, you can't possibly get it for years or decades down the road.
Okay, I'll give you Stabbing Westward, as they opened for Depeche Mode one tour. But Hanson? Seriously?Rhoda is working on a guest blog post for DG and listening to Hanson and Stabbing Westward almost exclusively. Don't ask me why, but I've been leaning on those two bands more than anything else in my playlist for like the past three weeks.
Waddup, Hounds?
listening to Hanson
Really?
Good to know I haven't slowly been poisoning my family all these years.
Don't go hatin'. It's damn good music if you give everything besides "MMMBop" a chance, and I'm not kidding at all. I've seen them live three times and they get better every single time.
First of all, gimme my horror cred back! Must I talk about vampires and zombies all the time to impress you people?
*revokes all of Rhoda's horror cred*
Also, referring to yourself in the third person? Clearly a sign of too much teen boy bands.