The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

Haggis · Mar 26, 2008

James81 said:
I remember when gas was 88 cents a gallon and I'm only 26!

that doesn't count though, does it?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 26, 2008

James81 said:
I remember when gas was 88 cents a gallon and I'm only 26!

that doesn't count though, does it?

Nope. Sorry.

I actually remember if for 17 cents a gallon... ::sigh::

Haggis · Mar 26, 2008

JoeEkaitis said:
Nuts to that! It's almost time for Andy Williams, and he's got some new act called The Ozmins or Osmonds or something like that.

Give me 5 minutes to warm up the RCA Victor and point the Tenna-Rotor toward Pittsburgh.

Man, I hate them new-fangled gadgets.

Shadow_Ferret · Mar 26, 2008

Smells funny in here.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 26, 2008

It's the moth balls and cedar chips.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 26, 2008

Hey, Joe! Haggis! Ain't it one o' y'all's birthdays? I can't remember!

JoeEkaitis · Mar 26, 2008

Hold it down! The show's starting!

Haggis · Mar 26, 2008

Remember when you were a kid and your mother would send you to the store for a quart of milk? You went and bought a quart of milk. Nowadays, the kid would have to figure out whether mom needed 1/2 percent, 2 percent, skim, fat free, lactose free, whole or acidophilus. Things is too complicated now.

Angie · Mar 26, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
Smells funny in here.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
It's the moth balls and cedar chips.

And this:

RLB · Mar 26, 2008

Shouldn't you lot be taking your after-supper nap about now?

All this thread needs is a shuffleboard team (it is played in teams, right?)

Haggis · Mar 26, 2008

Damn kids keep walking across this thread. I think I'll send a telegraph to a moderator.

Angie · Mar 26, 2008

RLB said:
All this thread needs is a shuffleboard team (it is played in teams, right?)

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mscelina · Mar 26, 2008

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Nope. Sorry.

I actually remember if for 17 cents a gallon... ::sigh::

I remember 54 cents a gallon...and my dad complained about it.

Gravity · Mar 26, 2008

"Siddown, ya fool! Everytime you step between me and the rabbit ears, I see two Jack Bennys! And go fix me some CoCo Wheats. And some Bosco. I want somethin' to eat later while I watch Jack Parr. And do you think Dave Garroway is actin' weird? I do. I think it was that dang chimp J. Fred Muggs that did it to him..."

czjaba · Mar 26, 2008

I remember the days when my mom would drop me off in front of the Dime Store, with a dime and I'd actually come out with 10 pieces of candy. But I'm only 33 (or 34?). Oh hell, I'm just so used to telling people I'm 25, for the last few years, I really have to stop and count it up if I'm really 33 or 34. Does that count?

reigningcatsndogs · Mar 26, 2008

Haggis, thought you might want to look at the positives of being over 50.

Stew21 · Mar 26, 2008

I'm 37 - I remember rotary phones, no home computers, no cable, putting foil on the rabbit ears, records and turntables. I even remember the Hamm's scrolling beer light at the VFW (aren't many of those around anymore). I was my father's remote control for the TV. We watched Marshall Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke on Sunday nights. So far, y'all aren't impressing me.

JoeEkaitis · Mar 26, 2008

RLB said:
Shouldn't you lot be taking your after-supper nap about now?

All this thread needs is a shuffleboard team (it is played in teams, right?)

I don't recall this being the Namby-Pamby Country Club Member Thread.

Oh, and if those computers above the lanes should break down, I know how to keep score!

davids · Mar 26, 2008

HIC!!!!

RLB · Mar 26, 2008

That'll do.

Haggis · Mar 26, 2008

JoeEkaitis said:
I don't recall this being the Namby-Pamby Country Club Member Thread.

Oh, and if those computers above the lanes should break down, I know how to keep score!

My first job was as a pin boy. True story. Used to walk there. Ten miles. Uphill. Both ways.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 26, 2008

Angie said:
And this:

And

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 26, 2008

davids said:
HIC!!!!

HIC!!! Baby! Get down!

JoeEkaitis · Mar 26, 2008

No moving parts?

Bull pucky! Then, how's it work?

James81 · Mar 26, 2008

Haggis said:

The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

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Shaddup and lemme think.

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Seen 'em come, seen 'em go

dreaming of the day...

Too sad for words.

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