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When Christine was young and naive
She had a peculiar pet peeve.
She hated clean clothes,
 

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When Christine was young and naive
She had a peculiar pet peeve.
She hated clean clothes,
And e'er wiped her nose
The length of her very long sleeve.


The girl on the flying trapeze
 

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And the guy who juggles with ease.
Went out on a date
 

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The girl on the flying trapeze
And the guy who juggles with ease.
Went out on a date
At bar Sixty Eight
 

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One large fellow, who'd had quite a few
was looking for something to do.
 

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One large fellow, who'd had quite a few
was looking for something to do.
He approached, with a leer
at the lonely deer
 

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One large fellow, who'd had quite a few
was looking for something to do.
He approached, with a leer
at the lonely deer
"What's your sign? My name is Lou."

He wanted to take the deer home
 

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He wanted to take the deer home,
and feed it 'til it was full grown.
What he'd do next
will make us perplexed
 

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He wanted to take the deer home,
and feed it 'til it was full grown.
What he'd do next
will make us perplexed
And will chill the dear deer to the bone.

He said "I will marry you, Deer"
 

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He said "I will marry you, Deer"
after having seven jugs of beer
She looked in his eye,
and started to cry,
 

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He said "I will marry you, Deer"
after having seven jugs of beer
She looked in his eye,
and started to cry,
The dear deer was filled with beer fear.


He said, "I will make you a star"
 

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He said "I will marry you, Deer"
after having seven jugs of beer
She looked in his eye,
and started to cry,
and prayed to be eaten by a bear

ilion and I posted together...

He said I will make you a star
after taking her to Myanmar
 
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He said I will make you a star
after taking her to Myanmar
But she would have none,
and pointed her gun,
 

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He said I will make you a star
after taking her to Myanmar
But she would have none,
and pointed her gun,
then stuffed him in a stranger's car

So what if my cat bit your son?
 
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