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indwig · Aug 22, 2014

Last week, Laurence decided to kill a puppy. And then the owner beat him to death.

Hannah M · Aug 22, 2014

Death haunted her for years until she finally let go of life.

Kuranes · Aug 22, 2014

Life is the price we all pay for passage on this planet.

khosszu · Aug 22, 2014

Planet to Three Stars, as Innland was referred to after its two handsome princes and beautiful capital city, was in dire need of a new nickname, what with Prince Garth missing, and the capital - thanks to Star - only a gaping hole in Earth’s crust.

indwig · Aug 22, 2014

Crust, especially when burnt, has stopped Michelle from loving bread properly for thirty odd years.

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 22, 2014

Years ago, dinosaurs reigned supreme.

Nymtoc · Aug 22, 2014

"Supreme" is part of the name of many desserts, like Strawberry Supreme, Lemon Supreme, Cherry Supreme, Pistachio Supreme, Cheesecake Supreme, Banana Cream Supreme, Chocolate Supreme, Shortbread Supreme and Icebox Supreme, but there is no proof that they taste better than anything else.

MarshyMellowness · Aug 22, 2014

"Else, where's the crayons? Bryar is lighting things on fire again." Callym asked Elseryn as he tore through the cupboard, not wanting Bryar to burn down the house. Again.

khosszu · Aug 22, 2014

“Again, my brother will abandon you, and you will return to Innland to accept my offer,” Prince Hanson said to Star before she slipped out of the cell and ran for her freedom.

Robbert · Aug 23, 2014

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose." Well, I guess, Janis Joplin was aware that her 'freedom' was within reach.

Nymtoc · Aug 23, 2014

"Reach!" is sometimes used in movies to mean "Put your hands in the air!" or "Stick 'em up!" but one doesn't often hear the word used that way in ordinary conversation.

Robbert · Aug 23, 2014

'Conversation-wise' hasn't made it into the OED or Mirriam-Webster yet.

Lavern08 · Aug 23, 2014

Yet another chance for me to tag one of Robbert's famous last goes first sentences.

Robbert · Aug 23, 2014

Sentences which start with 'laverning' are my all time favourites.

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 23, 2014

Favourites are members of a fraternity who bend over backwards to please us all.

Nymtoc · Aug 23, 2014

"All of" should be used before a pronoun ("all of us," "all of you," "all of them"), but not before "the" followed by a noun ("all the soldiers," "all the donuts," "all the boblolinks").

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 23, 2014

Followed by a noun does not rhyme with I've been spanked.

Nymtoc · Aug 23, 2014

Spanked but undaunted, Timmy proceeded to steal again from the cookie jar.

Matera the Mad · Aug 23, 2014

Jar that cask at your own risk -- it could contain nitroglycerin!

Robbert · Aug 24, 2014

Nitroglycerin is by no means the most explosive substance.

Nymtoc · Aug 24, 2014

Substance versus insubstantiality is a question best dealt with in quantum physics and may be best pursued by considering the effect of dark energy.

shakeysix · Aug 24, 2014

Dark energy courses through my classroom; I suspect the kid in the lip liner and cowboy boots.

indwig · Aug 24, 2014

"Boots are made for walking"...but I thought they were made for wearing? Are they going to come to life and walk themselves?

Nymtoc · Aug 24, 2014

Themselves, the professors didn't believe "themselves" was a proper word with which to begin a sentence.

shakeysix · Aug 24, 2014

Sentence structure should be sound but varied.

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I stole your cheeseburger

Me. Who else?

Levitates through writing

I stole your cheeseburger

"The Moving Finger writes..."

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Levitates through writing

Practical experience FTW

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Practical experience FTW

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Practical experience FTW

"The Moving Finger writes..."

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"The Moving Finger writes..."

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Practical experience FTW

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I stole your cheeseburger

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