I don't know if this has any bearing on how many books I sell, but this is what I wrote. If it makes me come across as too weird to look into, please tell me:
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Dan Haight doesn't think you're going to read any of this, so he's going to have fun with it before binge-watching 'Firefly' ... again.
In a world where where nice guys are trodden underfoot, Dan Haight is the 'scariest nice guy you'll ever know.' He's been known to send pizzas to sick kids in hospitals, make viral videos about actual viruses and write anonymous letters to the editor that includes evidence proving you tried to sneak 11 items through the 10-items-or-less lane at the grocery store.
He also tells interesting stories that keep your attention. He laughs at danger, mostly because it's a word that sounds funny when pronounced in Esperanto. Just try it ... danĝero ... it's hysterical! He once sued someone for liking the song "American Pie" by Don McLean and he keeps Gulf War Mine Field Tape in his garage ... just in case.
Dan Haight once tried to get his Associates Degree from the International Correspondence School but got thrown out because he wouldn't stop crank calling Sally Struthers. Dan Haight thinks gift cards are a fad, and he's right.
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