The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

slcboston said:

Or is this a case where the machismo interfered with brain function?

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How could that ever happen?

Boys are dumb.



Did they not know what they were eating? ... Wait. Of course the knew. That's why they ate it, wasn't it?


Idiots.

I warned them. I said it was a ghost pepper. I said it would hurt. Bleeding backsides and internal bleeding is not my problem!

TedTheewen said:

Then why'd you complain so much when I chased you with the chainsaw? All day long, whine, whine, whine about how the "creepy guy" was "trying to kill you." Sheesh! Talk about dramatic!

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Well, see, I wasn't so much running as hopping, due to the duct tape, and I don't like hopping so much. Not to mention that duct tape chafes.


On another subject --

HAGGIS! That sexually-harassing, pip-obsessed, jack-booted battery has totally taken over the newbie pub again! The noobs are totally terrified and weeping and hysterical (or at least, someone besides me actually noticed Jed's name was gone). cray is out of control and must be STOPPED! PERMANENTLY!

tattletale

PorterStarrByrd said:

tattletale

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craybot

CassandraW said:

Well, see, I wasn't so much running as hopping, due to the duct tape, and I don't like hopping so much. Not to mention that duct tape chafes.


On another subject --

HAGGIS! That sexually-harassing, pip-obsessed, jack-booted battery has totally taken over the newbie pub again! The noobs are totally terrified and weeping and hysterical (or at least, someone besides me actually noticed Jed's name was gone). cray is out of control and must be STOPPED! PERMANENTLY!

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I have attended to that in a--how shall I say it--slightly different way.

Doesn't the Bible say something about not suffering a cray to live?

well ... we know Cray's living is suffering for everybody else

PorterStarrByrd said:

well ... we know Cray's living is suffering for everybody else

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I so very rarely agree with anything Porter says, but...


This.

A thousand times, THIS.


*goes to check weather forecast in Hades*

Then there's the Declaration of Independence. Something like "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the ties connecting them with a cray..."

Can we just dissolve Cray instead?

That would certainly solve a lot of problems.

Haggis said:

I have attended to that in a--how shall I say it--slightly different way.

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Hmmmm... he's still a battery... but I know you've done something fabulously evil to him...

brb

*leaves to scour forum to figure out what dire scourge has been righteously inflicted upon cray*


ETA:



I guessed it in one!

By the way, does AW have an "hysterically running amok" emoticon? Because we totally need one. (or at least, I do, for those occasions when I choose to hysterically run amok).

AW needs an "acting normal" emoticon.

robeiae said:

AW needs an "acting normal" emoticon.

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Why?


It'd never be used.



Now, an "acting normally for them" one? Yes. That would be useful.

slcboston said:

Why?


It'd never be used.

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Sure it would. Satirically.

*narrows eyes*

*whistles*

That's a good way to catch something you don't really want.

CassandraW said:

By the way, does AW have an "hysterically running amok" emoticon? Because we totally need one. (or at least, I do, for those occasions when I choose to hysterically run amok).

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amok

That brings to mind the question ...

Just what is Cray's last name?

Paper.

on?

fish.