Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
VPX
VPXI
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
9,728
Reaction score
3,208
Location
home home homityhomehome
Circus reticence --
It's those creepy-ass clowns, they
Freak me the fuck out.

-Suzanne
 

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
VPX
VPXI
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
9,728
Reaction score
3,208
Location
home home homityhomehome
Inebriate now,
Pay with a headache later.
Will collect at dawn.

-Suzanne
 

RyanLKing

Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 24, 2008
Messages
167
Reaction score
45
Will collect at dawn
The corpse of yesterday's kill
In a fresh pine box.
 

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
VPX
VPXI
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
9,728
Reaction score
3,208
Location
home home homityhomehome
In a fresh pine box,
I lay down my beloved,
Envy her my warmth.

-Suzanne
 
Last edited:

Blarg

Banned
Joined
Oct 17, 2009
Messages
2,497
Reaction score
396
Location
13th of never
A two-fer on the last two:

Envy her my warmth;
you don't have to go home to
our house carved from snow.


-----------------------------------

My high-ball coasters
make me the classiest drunk
you've seen vomit yet.
 

RyanLKing

Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 24, 2008
Messages
167
Reaction score
45
From what, the 80's?
Come old classic toons reborn,
Saturday Cartoons.
 

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
VPX
VPXI
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
9,728
Reaction score
3,208
Location
home home homityhomehome
Saturday cartoons?
Forget this modern nonsense,
Bring back Bullwinkle.

-Suzanne
 

RyanLKing

Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 24, 2008
Messages
167
Reaction score
45
Why? Thumb screws work fine.
Waterboarding anyone?
Methods of torture.
 

CDSinex

Imagine something clever here.
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Dec 17, 2009
Messages
45,714
Reaction score
3,820
Location
Tin Soldiers and Nixon
The lurkers and scribes—
Grey squirrels and woodpeckers feed
in the same tree.
 

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds
Staff member
Moderator
Kind Benefactor
VPX
VPXI
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 5, 2010
Messages
9,728
Reaction score
3,208
Location
home home homityhomehome
In the same tree
As I found forbidden fruit,
I found happiness.

-Suzanne