Comedy Cabaret Post Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, Festivus Let Down Thread

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What about underwater basket weaving? That's down right deadly unless you know how to hold your breath...
 

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Haggis?

I had a very vivid dream last night that I was driving a red sports car on the highway, where a truck hauling batteries suddenly farted out its payload and there were batteries all over the road. As I ran over many thousands of them at 80mph, they kept screaming, "take a number, pumpkin! take a number!"

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What does it mean?
 

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I...I think it was, yes. And strangely, all the batteries were in B&W in my dream...
 

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Yes.

And yes.

Oh, and good mourning to you.
 

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Good mourning to you as well.

And by the way, good news. You're perfectly normal. Batteries are dbs. People do like to run them over. Monkeh's are entitled to drive Corvettes.
 

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And by the way, good news. You're perfectly normal. Batteries are dbs. People do like to run them over. Monkeh's are entitled to drive Corvettes.

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May all your dreams come true.
 

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:roll:

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Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!! :D
 

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I'm guessing this chick looks surprised because she just realized she was:

a: sitting on bird poop

2. sitting on a sign

iii. sitting on a fence

4. not listening because she was thinking about life insurance
 

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....but pointing that out is far more hurtful than what they've done.


*sniff*
 

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Morning everyone. :hi:

*No, no, if it was Jessica Abla sitting behind the wheel with Leuk sittin on her knee - that would have been more hurtful.

~just sayin
 

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Hmm, the monkey ran over cray. Ah well, such is life in the Cabaret
 

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I thought you were going to say it was the way of nature for a moment :Wha: :D :ROFL:
 

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Nature never hurries. Atom by atom, little by little she
achieves her work.
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Technically, I think Emerson killed the thread. Cray may have killed Emerson though. Just a theory.
 
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