Funny story. When I met my future wife, she had this adorable cat named Pepper. Turns out Pepper is a spiteful, evil creature. Pepper was an indoor cat who desired to explore the great outdoors. Pepper pissed on some things that I like. Pepper is now an outdoor only cat.
Well, this weekend Pepper left two dead moles in the driveway. I think she is letting us know she wants more food. My wife noticed these tiny corpses and says to me, "Will you dispose of those bodies?" Like I do this on a daily basis. I say to her, "I have to get stuff out of the Mustang's trunk." and I watched her reaction. There was none.
Anyway, Ted, I'm waiting for a story about your heinous anus hot sauce, and after reading your blog, a horror story with comedic overtones.
I've been designing massive Kukri 2.0 and cut it today. I have to see if the can opener works.
BTW did you know that there are only 78 days till Halloween?