the bubble burst in midair, causing me to plummet to the ground and my laundry to scatter over seven counties, including my favorite pair of Woody Woodpecker briefs, which caused the locals to laugh riotously. Fortunately,
the Lobster Boy came along at that moment, and since Zelda has always had a crush on him, she pulled herself away from me and embraced him. Unfortunately,
a very jealous, green-eyed lobster girl showed up in the next instant, and in attempting to attack Zelda with one of her pincers, pinched me instead, in a very embarrassing part of my anatomy. Fortunately,
the pinching of an embarrassing body appendage is part of the lobster marriage ceremony, so the lobster made an honest man out of me (assuming I can still be called a man after what happened to the aforementioned part) and this lobster was bisexual, so there is no problem and we set off on our blissful honeymoon. Unfortunately,
the host of the new reality show is Carrie Prejean, who has said that bisexual lobsters should be burned at the stake, so our appearance has been cancelled. Fortunately,
Fortunately, the lobsters happened to fall into a pot of scalding water and there happened to be a stick of butter nearby. Though the show didn't come about the stars were very tasty, unfortunately...
Fortunately, Dr. Frankenstein was ambling by, took the body to his castle, and reanimated it using bits and pieces he had laying around the laboratory, unfortunately...
once the monster got a look at Igor's protruding eyes and sinister smile, he freaked out and decided to leave the doctor and his assistant on a nearby atoll. Unfortunately,
an extinct volcano on the atoll suddenly came back to life and exploded, spewing molten lava in the path of Dr. Frankenstein and his assistant Igor, whose eyes now protruded completely out of their sockets. Fortunately,
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