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Your manuscript draft
reads like something my cat barfed,
except less humor.


--
(Oh wait, I think that's *my* manuscript draft... Drat!)
 

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except less humor,
my blind date was much like a
three stooges movie.
 

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three stooges movie
four buddies for all and five
one night stands each week
 

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one night stands each week,
set aside for cocoa and
Columbo reruns.
 

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Columbo reruns
but this time you won't watch it
cause you'll die, honey
 
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Cause, you'll die tonight --
the protesters all went home
when the rain started.
 

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When the rain started
the last of summer drain'd out,
left cracks in my soul.
 

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left cracks in my soul
and absconded with my books --
don't date a writer.
 
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Don't date a writer --
they'll angst on your typos, miss
their own tragic arc.
 

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Their own tragic arc
red drops across my white couch
a spilled glass of wine
 

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A spilled glass of wine,
one heel left poolside, lone signs
of where our night went.
 

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tenuous morals
webbing across dark corners
trap the unwary
 

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"And feed them cupcakes"
Marie Antoinette once said --
she regretted it.
 

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She regretted it,
that one kiss that changed it all
but left her nothing.
 

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but left her nothing
killing her tormentors took
three years of her life
 

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At the hardware store
the unwary buy small fires,
lost limbs, poked-out eyes.
 
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lost limbs, poked-out eyes,
severed heads; my dolls led lives
of silent horror.
 

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With cures of mankind,
make your own jerky! Try our
Home Cannibal kit.
 

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Home cannibal kit
smoking, pickling take time
I froze most of it.
 

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I froze most of it
the sun will no longer rise
and disturb your sleep
 
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