It wasn't surprising when the calculator broke, but it was a little weird when the numbers started escaping through the cracks.
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Turned out that Yorkshire Pudding is a a lump of crunchy bread, with gravy on top. I pretty much expected it to be like Snack Pack or maybe a Bill Cosby Pudding Pop, but no...it was just bread. It was hard, too. Hard as a rock, even with the gravy.
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I bet you ten dollars he won't be able to find his face with a wet spoon and a can of salted herring in the morning!
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You know those houses people hang in trees with a hole in them the right size for your penis? It turns out those are for birds!
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If you stuff enough apple slices up your nose it'll make you sneeze.
Especially if they're the cinnamon kind.
Especially if they're the cinnamon kind.
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I went to the store and got a pack of batteries... I didn't read the fine print until I got home. It said, "Batteries not included."
Every night my pyjamas try to climb up inside my butt crack, but tonight I have a plan. I'm going to smear Tabasco sauce all over my nether regions.
Eat THAT pyjamas. I dare you.
Eat THAT pyjamas. I dare you.
This head cold just won't go away. My hacking cough makes people keep their distance, though, which could be perceived as a good thing. Or a bad thing. Depending.
I played five games of checkers against myself yesterday.
I won three of them. That's pretty good, right?
I won three of them. That's pretty good, right?
I'd spend the next two hours crouching and silent, waiting until just before moon-set when the last of the silver light cut between the ridge pines in long foot-wide stripes across the field.
Note to self:
When approaching dangerous wildlife, it's best to approach it from the rear, not with the rear.
I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a month.
When approaching dangerous wildlife, it's best to approach it from the rear, not with the rear.
I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a month.