Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume III)

ScienceFictionMommy · Aug 29, 2014

Yes, but do you mind that?

Caitlin Black · Aug 29, 2014

Didn't you know Steve minds everything?

Lady MacBeth · Aug 30, 2014

Even children?

Caitlin Black · Aug 30, 2014

How much does he charge for minding 3-year-old twins?

Steve Coate · Aug 30, 2014

Wouldn't you expect me to charge double?

Caitlin Black · Aug 30, 2014

With phone privileges and free access to the fridge, right?

CathleenT · Aug 30, 2014

But is there any chocolate in the house?

ScienceFictionMommy · Aug 30, 2014

Is it safe to keep chocolate in a house with 3-year-old twins?

Caitlin Black · Aug 30, 2014

Would it help if we hid the chocolate behind the Brussels sprouts?

Robbert · Aug 31, 2014

It probably would, but how about eating the chocolate and remove the temptation for good?

AliceWrites · Aug 31, 2014

What if the chocolate was poured on top of the brussels sprouts?

Robbert · Aug 31, 2014

Well, in that case, couldn't you lick them clean?

Caitlin Black · Aug 31, 2014

So, sort of like one of those chocolates with a creamy filling, except this filling will make you gag?

ScienceFictionMommy · Aug 31, 2014

But doesn't that at least sound better than crunchy frog?

Lady MacBeth · Aug 31, 2014

What are the twins doing while we're having this conversation?

CathleenT · Aug 31, 2014

What else would twins do, but break into their parents' stash of chocolate frosting, and use it to decorate the dog?

ScienceFictionMommy · Aug 31, 2014

What color was the dog anyway, and are the parents likely to notice upon their return?

Caitlin Black · Sep 1, 2014

Do you really want to know that it was a white poodle, or should I keep my mouth shut?

Robbert · Sep 1, 2014

Will you be offended if I choose the latter?

Caitlin Black · Sep 1, 2014

Or would I be so quiet that I don't even clear my throat judgementally?

Lady Chipmunk · Sep 1, 2014

You can do that?

Sweetwheat · Sep 1, 2014

Can't you?

tiddlywinks · Sep 1, 2014

But the real question is, can Cliff truly sit in non-judgmental silence?

Caitlin Black · Sep 1, 2014

Will this be on the judge licensing exam?

Lady Chipmunk · Sep 1, 2014

There's an exam for that?