You took the words right outta my mouth!
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...styrofoam, which will one day be so prolific that it covers 3/4 of the surface of the Earth.
This will give rise to...
This will give rise to...
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...they try to bite the remaining humanoids and their styrofoam teeth crumble and blow away in the wind.
A postmodern artist made a...
A postmodern artist made a...
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...to find out what pathological disorders are the most common among sculptures.
This is why the sculpture had a bulging eye, and...
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...to redye it brown, part it down the middle, and hold an all-night vigil at the Hair Centre For Men.
Apple juice and stevia are best mixed...
Apple juice and stevia are best mixed...
...nurses attired in a potpourri of scrubs held an impromptu fashion show. The only real difficulty was finding a judge for the affair. They searched diligently throughout the entire hospital, but alas...
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...the potpourri scrub judges were having their annual convention in Kalamazoo Michigan.
It was so cold there, that...
It was so cold there, that...
all the patients and doctors were playing in a poker tournament.
One of the ICU patients went all in but....
One of the ICU patients went all in but....
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...he was bluffing and lost his ventilator to the card shark known only as Fat Barney.
The patient didn't last long after that and Fat Barney said, ...
The patient didn't last long after that and Fat Barney said, ...
..."I'll have a Margarita, no salt."
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"Has Barbara taught George how to play yet?"
One of the Secret Service guys standing at the pot table...
One of the Secret Service guys standing at the pot table...
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...almost got fired when he remarked, "Gee, I haven't seen pot like this since college."
Bill Clinton disappeared...
Bill Clinton disappeared...
...into the dark hallway leading to the restrooms. He was following a platinum blonde, not his usual type, but tonight....
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...he was looking to think outside the box and try something new.
The fact that he was wearing...
The fact that he was wearing...
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...pink socks surprised no one.
George Bush #1 parachuted in through the skylight and promptly landed on...
George Bush #1 parachuted in through the skylight and promptly landed on...