The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Meerkat · Oct 11, 2012

You put a period behind 'because' this time! It's a whole new world, full of complete sentences!!

PorterStarrByrd · Oct 11, 2012

I do that about once a month

Leukman · Oct 11, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
Why is it that everytime there is a new thread it snows in moose rapids like it is going to now but thank dawg i got back from the computer thingy store with a new key board so all of my problems are over now except that i am going to have to spend some time sharpening my snow shovel and the sunflower seeds might get get covered up in snow and make the turkeys mad or starve which the chipmonks wont because it looks like they have already headed for their caves so the bluejays wont bother them any more now that the gooses and the humming birds and the loons have gone on vacation far away from here but the lake has not frozen over yet because.

Dude. Slow down on the coconut water.

Srsly.

Silent Rob · Oct 11, 2012

And they let you vote?

My dawg!

Leukman · Oct 11, 2012

Hey Cray? I know you're lurking...

You gotta admit my tux is rather snazzy and stuff.

It's no wonder she's attached to my hip.

Srsly -- it's no wonder...you should see what she's doing with her right hand.

:e2moon:

Silent Rob · Oct 11, 2012

Leukman said:
Srsly -- it's no wonder...you should see what she's doing with her right hand.

gang signs?

Leukman · Oct 11, 2012

If that's what you wanna call it, sure.

PorterStarrByrd · Oct 11, 2012

that's disgusting

Silent Rob · Oct 11, 2012

I know!

I mean...south side?

Ewe!

cray · Oct 11, 2012

Leukman said:
Hey Cray? I know you're lurking...

You gotta admit my tux is rather snazzy and stuff.

It's no wonder she's attached to my hip.

Srsly -- it's no wonder...you should see what she's doing with her right hand.

i hate you.

and i'm holding my breath until you (or someone) changes that avatars of yours. it offends me.

Haggis · Oct 11, 2012

cray said:
i hate you.

and i'm holding my breath until you (or someone) changes that avatars of yours. it offends me.

Silent Rob · Oct 11, 2012

Philosophical question: if a battery holds its breath, then would jessica alba still know that it existed?

Leukman · Oct 11, 2012

Aww, Cray. I'm sorry. I was just trying to show you how happy you are that I've returned to brighten your days. Charge things up, if you will; give it the old jump startaroo. You can't honestly say that you haven't missed me, can you? I mean, how much fun was it really to have JA all to yourself? Where's the thrill in a lack of friendly competition?

:evil

Angie · Oct 11, 2012

Silent Rob said:
Philosophical question: if a battery holds its breath, then would jessica alba still know that it existed?

Trick question. Jessica Alba doesn't know it exists *now*.

parumpdragon · Oct 11, 2012

Originally Posted by Silent Rob:
Philosophical question: if a battery holds its breath, then would jessica alba still know that it existed?

Angie said:
Trick question. Jessica Alba doesn't know it exists *now*.

We could test these theories... and see if he's lurking.

*Also... still one of my favorite photos of Haggis.

Cella · Oct 11, 2012

Your use Of irony is brilliant, PD! I mean, It's almost as if you want cray to show up, which is of course, ridiculous!

:roll:

Angie · Oct 11, 2012

As if!!

cray · Oct 11, 2012

parumpdragon said:

NinaK · Oct 11, 2012

That's not the way I remember it.

Leukman · Oct 11, 2012

Nor I. That's gotta be photoshopped. Entirely too much soap, and there's a phone on the edge of the tub.

kayleamay · Oct 11, 2012

G'day, delusional peeps!

I've had this stuck in my head all day and I thought I'd share the wealth. ~~Your~~ ~~youre~~ y'er welcome.

Angie · Oct 11, 2012

Oh, YEAH? Well, how about this??

ETA: Cray, maybe Alba will notice you if you sing her a pretty song.

parumpdragon · Oct 11, 2012

cray said:

Cray fainted.

robeiae · Oct 11, 2012

This thread is already more disturbing than the previous one...

Good work, people!

Next up: dirty limericks about cray!

NinaK · Oct 11, 2012

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