Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume VI)

I used to have the woods.

Now I don't.

Pizza party tonight with Andrew's friends. I have no idea how many will show up. Last year, he had kids show who didn't RSVP. I frosted four dozen cupcakes last night.

If there are extras, I'll bring them here tomorrow.

You can be fined for taunting, you know.

I've just about finished all of the cinnamon rolls. Delicious times.

I should stop procrastinate less.

Mclesh, please tell Andrew we said happy birthday.

I'm completely and totally exhausted from two weeks of madness. So grateful for three days of rest. Well, mostly. Church tomorrow, in which two guys will put on the skit I wrote.

Live.

Help.

heyjude said:

Church tomorrow, in which two guys will put on the skit I wrote.

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Will it involve any kind of sacrifice?

Here we call it barbecue.

alleycat said:

Will it involve any kind of sacrifice?

Here we call it barbecue.

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I bet those priests ate pretty well back in the old days.

"Yeah, we'll be sacrificing a lamb. Who's bringing the potato salad and cole slaw?"

Wait -- Susie lets you barbecue people? That can't be right.

*distracts Alley Cat with ball of string*

*provides Susie with triple layer chocolate *

I keep telling you no sacrifices and everyone keeps their pants on in this one. This is my work, not my hobby!

Um. Not that my hobby is to go pantsless. You know what I mean.

How about we sacrifice our pants?

*sacrifices vegetables*

*eats celebratory ice cream*

Eh, the vegetables had it coming. You can't trust 'em, always hanging around in the underground.

In the Bible and in the sermons, people were always presenting "burnt offerings". I could never figure this out. Who would like burned anything?

Burned DVDs perhaps?

Good morning, house of long weekenders. (And short folk, too.)

Why do they call it 'Labor' Day, when none of you peeps will be working? Shouldn't they call it No-Labor Day?

heyjude said:

Church tomorrow, in which two guys will put on the skit I wrote.

Live.

Help.

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I'm sure the skit will go down well - like pants in the Hoff.

I'm making cheesecake and cookies!

GailD said:

I'm sure the skit will go down well - like pants in the Hoff.

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heyjude said:

I'm making cheesecake and cookies!

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What???! It's like... 5:30AM there!

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my days of baking are over, at least for a while. No oven. Not even a microwave. I've got to gas burners. Somehow I managed to reheat fried chicken in the one tiny pot I own, but now I get to scrub burnt fried chicken from the bottom of it!

GailD said:

What???! It's like... 5:30AM there!

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No, that was meant to be for Labor Day. I'm too busy worrying about the play and teaching to think about cookies today.

I'll take the though. Thanks!

Sydneyd said:

my days of baking are over, at least for a while. No oven. Not even a microwave. I've got to gas burners. Somehow I managed to reheat fried chicken in the one tiny pot I own, but now I get to scrub burnt fried chicken from the bottom of it!

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I don't know what your electricity supply/restrictions (or kitchen space) are there, but years ago, when I lived in Swaziland, I got by quite nicely with a microwave and an electric frying pan. An electric frying pan is an awesomely versatile appliance - you can do just about anything in it.