The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

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CassandraW

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The thing is, Cass, you're always trying to do away with everybody. We need some people left.


Well, some, sure. But we certainly don't need all of them. Come on. Taking swach aside for the moment -- you can't seriously argue that we need cray or qW.

Fewer people, more Lagavulin for the rest of us.

Think about it.
 

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Well, some, sure. But we certainly don't need all of them. Come on. Taking swach aside for the moment -- you can't seriously argue that we need cray or qW.

Fewer people, more Lagavulin for the rest of us.

Think about it.
We need people to make the Lagavulin.

Psst. Do you think MM makes Lagavulin?
 

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We need people to make the Lagavulin.

Psst. Do you think MM makes Lagavulin?

He doesn't look like he'd make Lagavulin, but I guess you never know. If he does, I totally won't hatchet him to death. Let's ask.

So, uh, MM. Do you by any chance make Lagavulin?
 

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Haggis? Does this mean I should hatchet him?
 

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The thing is, Cass, you're always trying to do away with everybody. We need some people left.

You are so correct, chi-dude... what's with this new girl and her blood lust?

And here I thought her and I could be bosom buddies, like Thelma and Louise, and have all sorts of exciting adventures, and drive off cliffs and do other stuff before that..

*weeps royal tears..*
 

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*breaks out of character*

She gave me a very thoughtful and detailed critique of my novel. Thank you again, dear.

*reassumes role*

So there! :tongue

I did. It's an awesome novel. You all should read it.
 

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You are so correct, chi-dude... what's with this new girl and her blood lust?

And here I thought her and I could be bosom buddies, like Thelma and Louise, and have all sorts of exciting adventures, and drive off cliffs and do other stuff before that..

*weeps royal tears..*

There, there, swach. We can do the Thelma and Louise thing. How about I canoodle with Brad Pitt after he takes off with your wallet, and you and Porter can drive off a cliff holding hands? Then everyone will be happy.
 

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Can we blow up a fuel truck cray first?
 

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Can we blow up a fuel truck cray first?

I'm afraid I can't comment on that, Cass. I'm not interested in being involved in a conspiracy. Unless, you know, cray.


OK, I'm flexible. Seems like we can all agree on killing cray, right? And swach's blowing him up plan sounds viable.

Now let's get down to specifics. I sent an exploding candygram to the "this thread shall die" thread, which reg diverted and sent to cray. But I don't think he's opened it yet. Maybe he's sworn off candy for his half ironman training. Can we wait until September 21 for him to explode? Or can we somehow trick him into opening the box?
 

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What? No dead battery?
 

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What? No dead battery?

I think he's been dead on the inside for a long time, reg. Just look into his eyes. But he's still talking and moving and stuff, so we have work to do.
 

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BTW, is anyone else troubled by the fact that our current thread title is wrong 6/7 of the time? Maybe we can use a new thread title to help lure cray to his doom. Like, I dunno, "candygram for cray"?
 

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And the rest of the time you were wrong 7/7 of the time.
 
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