The Comedy Cabaret holiday workshop in which cray becomes a raving lunatic!

regdog said:

What says fear more than a Starscream in reindeer antlers.

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A qW and cray Speedo photoshoot?

That's what you mean by birth defect, right?

Really, people. Do we need to make this thread all disgusting too?

Haggis said:

The world is now back to normal.

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For a given definition of "normal," you mean.

I had a defect once

so are Cray and QW

You know, I'm feeling sorry for cray. Have you seen him in the royalty thread this morning? Decked out in a speedo, strutting around like a mini-Mussolini, convinced all the royals are getting revved up to rampage. And they're pretty much just eating waffles and ignoring him.

Porter is making him smoothies, but I don't think that's intended the way cray thinks it is.

Hannah M said:

Hello all! I'm officially meant to be joining the rampage but I decided to switch sides and watch from the sidelines. Cosy little place you've got here! I brought some house-warming cookies, enjoy!

PS Don't tell cray I'm a turncoat. He might not take too kindly to that and I really don't want to have to do something to him that I'll regret later.

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YOU! You...stained glass breaker hater.
*takes cookie and munches while glaring*
*glares some more*

I'm on to you.
*takes another cookie*

I am so lost right now. What the heck is going on?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to be busy at work. (And to stop smoking, drinking, amphetamines, and sniffing glue)

I feel odd without my pink cotton candy hair now.

tiddlywinks said:

I feel odd without my pink cotton candy hair now.

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You finally broke down and ate it, didn't you?

No!










Maybe

CassandraW said:

And they're pretty much just eating waffles and ignoring him.

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I'm not ignoring him...

I'm measuring him for the coming battery launch experiment. Not sure if has the adequate velocity to get him beyond the moon yet, though...

c.e.lawson said:

(And to stop smoking, drinking, amphetamines, and sniffing glue)

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Thank dawgs you didn't include twerking in that list!

I have given up twerking. I am, however, doing karaoke tonight. It's a friend's birthday, and that's her chosen activity.

slcboston said:

You finally broke down and ate it, didn't you?

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twss..



New girl, YouTube video of you singing Miss American Pie, or it'll all be just another of your pathetic lies implying you are real..

swachski said:

twss..



New girl, YouTube video of you singing Miss American Pie, or it'll all be just another of your pathetic lies implying you are real..

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Actually, now that I think about it, Cass is entirely too good to be true. So who is really behind the illusion?

tiddlywinks said:

I feel odd without my pink cotton candy hair now.

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*feels tiddly*


I wouldn't say odd... But your temp seems slightly elevated, you're not coming down with something, are you?!


tee her

swachski said:

twss..



New girl, YouTube video of you singing Miss American Pie, or it'll all be just another of your pathetic lies implying you are real..

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I can't do that. I'd be betraying my friends -- they all tend to sing with me. I'm the only one in this particular crowd who can carry a tune (though I don't have any music training), so they all hide behind me.

The friend with the birthday is a truly terrible off-key singer, and knows it. One of the things I like about her is that she enjoys singing anyway.

(If you need my voice to prove I'm real, the link in the sig is me reading a couple of my poems.)

c.e.lawson said:

Actually, now that I think about it, Cass is entirely too good to be true. So who is really behind the illusion?

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If I told you that before Christmas, you might not behave.

Did...did you just pinch me, Cella?

*pinches Cella..*


Why yes, yes she did!

CassandraW said:

(If you need my voice to prove I'm real, the link in the sig is me reading a couple of my poems.)

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pffft. That's not you. I'd recognize Nicole Kidman's voice anywhere..

I was a kid once

swachski said:

pffft. That's not you. I'd recognize Nicole Kidman's voice anywhere..

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Ok, damn it. American Pie it is. But you only get at best half an hour to listen before I delete it. I won't have acapella silliness mixed up with my poems. Moreover, the song deserves better.