Cella, you're not allowed to go online unsupervised...
Quick!
Somebody perform the heimlich maneuver on pd! She's choking!
Yanno, sometimes I get the feeling I'm being watched...
*sets out some breakfast beer*
You know, being sober on a Monday morning is a sin in some places.
I should post some of my sermons. We used to have a group on FB where I posted them. It was a lot of fun. Since we're a polygamous doomsday cult, and our saints are alcohol and archangels are drugs, the sermons were always interesting. And the Branch Tedian parties were always legendary because once we put on the goat leggings and did the goat dance around the bonfire it would always get kinda crazy.
Yanno, sometimes I get the feeling I'm being watched...
Is that specifically when you're bending over and lots of men are in the room?
Is that specifically when you're bending over and lots of men are in the room?
Dude! You'll get her to stop bending over!
Not as long as there is spare change on the floor.
*drops a quarter*
oops.
Dude! You'll get her to stop bending over!
I'm not afraid of Chuck Norris. I can write faster than his writers can.