The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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TedTheewen

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I should post some of my sermons. We used to have a group on FB where I posted them. It was a lot of fun. Since we're a polygamous doomsday cult, and our saints are alcohol and archangels are drugs, the sermons were always interesting. And the Branch Tedian parties were always legendary because once we put on the goat leggings and did the goat dance around the bonfire it would always get kinda crazy.
 

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I should post some of my sermons. We used to have a group on FB where I posted them. It was a lot of fun. Since we're a polygamous doomsday cult, and our saints are alcohol and archangels are drugs, the sermons were always interesting. And the Branch Tedian parties were always legendary because once we put on the goat leggings and did the goat dance around the bonfire it would always get kinda crazy.



Well.....I'm a Wiccan-Catholic who has started to believe that Thor is Jesus' older brother. So since Thor drives a goat cart, and Jesus turned water into wine and Benjamin Franklin said that God created beer because he wants us to be happy.....


.....preach on brother Ted.









You'll know when you get into heresy because we'll have an inquisition and a barbecue.
 

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Not as long as there is spare change on the floor.
*drops a quarter*

oops.

***looks at 3 inches of ooze on the floor***

good luck with that.

NOW:

What is it about 'in drowned r'lyth dead Ctulhu lies dreaming' that people just don't understand.

1)Don't [spit] throw bodily waste into the wind.
2)Don't cross Chuck Norris
3)Don't awaken/release psychotic demi-gods that all of the powers in the universe combined, struggled to mearly imprison and render impotent just because you are curious about something.








preach on brother ted***

(***I would have added the honorfic 'ius' to the end of your name, ted, but the congregation might have misunderstood and gone to sleep)

 

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For the "get Cella to bend over fund that gets promptly thrown into the 3 inch deep ooze"
 

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Sometimes I tell cella that the men's urinal is a pot of gold.
 

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I just read: news, rumors, & msn in the same sentence.

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Now I have a PD kinda feeling...
 
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