The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 2, 2014

robeiae said:
You know, I'd find this remark offensive if I actually considered any of you my social or intellectual equals.

So good to know we rate higher than you in every regard then, Robovowels. :evil

parumpdragon · Jan 2, 2014

Where is the stapler...

swachski · Jan 2, 2014

robeiae said:
You know, I'd find this remark offensive if I actually considered any of you my social or intellectual equals.

I know, sugar... keep at it and some day you may advance to our level..

*nods sagely to Gil*

robeiae · Jan 2, 2014

Don't look now, but I think cray may have actually succumbed to madness, mostly likely brought on by syphilis. That or he's been listening to Helen Reddy albums backwards again.

pkbax · Jan 2, 2014

Haggis said:
Fortunately I left cray back in the old thread. At least I won't have him to deal with here.

He'll find his way here eventually. But this is fun to watch. :evil

swachski said:
I could have sworn I just drove past a battery riding a donkey on my way to the new thread..

I feel worse for that donkey, though..

Poor donkey. . .

parumpdragon · Jan 2, 2014

robeiae said:
Don't look now, but I think cray may have actually succumbed to madness...

But I haven't even posted Jessica Alba pictures!!!

NinaK · Jan 2, 2014

*raises volume on men's room wire tap*

ummm,.....

:idea:

robieiueuusuwuuaueu walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. rob asks, "what's this about?"

mel replies, "well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. if you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. you wanna do it?"

robbyvowels replies, "nah, the steaks are too high."

:thankyou:

Quote:
slap the meat
:roll:

robeiae · Jan 2, 2014

Were those rabbit steaks, by any chance?

robeiae · Jan 2, 2014

Cray walks into a bar...and everyone else immediately leaves.

:ROFL:

Get it? Everyone left because cray is so damn annoying. And smelly.

:ROFL:

I really should try stand-up...

quickWit · Jan 2, 2014

It's funneh 'cause it's twoo!

:roll:

*throws sequin thong at robo

parumpdragon · Jan 2, 2014

Ah yes, the bunny call of the wild.

GailD · Jan 2, 2014

NinaK said:
*raises volume on men's room wire tap*

ummm,.....

robieiueuusuwuuaueu walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. rob asks, "what's this about?"

mel replies, "well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. if you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. you wanna do it?"

robbyvowels replies, "nah, the steaks are too high."

Quote:
slap the meat

You people really have no empathy. Shame on you. Cray is totally losing it in there.

First he was talking to himself, now he's listening to himself. It's bizarre! Teatro d'absurdo!

Nina? Can you turn the volume up some more on that thing?

Thanks.

Angie · Jan 2, 2014

Good grief, some douchebag is stinking up the old Cabaret with his awful jokes. I'm glad this new, classier Cabaret...

Wait. QW's here??

*sigh* Never mind.

Haggis · Jan 2, 2014

Angie said:
Good grief, some douchebag is stinking up the old Cabaret with his awful jokes. I'm glad this new, classier Cabaret...

Wait. QW's here??

*sigh* Never mind.

Mel's making hasenpfeffer smoothies for tomorrow's brunch.

Angie · Jan 2, 2014

Ooh, that's okay then.

parumpdragon · Jan 2, 2014

Haggis said:
Mel's making hasenpfeffer smoothies for tomorrow's brunch.

eww. You can count me out on that one.

Haggis · Jan 2, 2014

parumpdragon said:
eww. You can count me out on that one.

What? He's taking the fur off first.

Angie · Jan 2, 2014

Which is a major concession on Mel's part. Usually he won't take special requests like that...

Haggis · Jan 2, 2014

SRSLY.

TedTheewen · Jan 2, 2014

*makes a brussel sprout and asparagus smoothie for PD*

I made this special for you since you don't like candy, sweets or anything good.

parumpdragon · Jan 3, 2014

I don't like brussel sprouts either, Ted. But thank you for the thought.

Pours green slush on Rob's head, since he hasn't been here much lately.

swachski · Jan 3, 2014

That's a great idea, PD! Let's pour green slush on everyone who's not here!

*hums Eres Tu for some inexplicable reason..*

pkbax · Jan 3, 2014

robeiae said:
Cray walks into a bar...and everyone else immediately leaves.

Get it? Everyone left because cray is so damn annoying. And smelly.

I really should try stand-up...

*thinks rob should maybe go join Cray

parumpdragon · Jan 3, 2014

swachski said:
That's a great idea, PD! Let's pour green slush on everyone who's not here!

*hums Eres Tu for some inexplicable reason..*

you realize I will now be singing "Eres Tu" for most of the day...

regdog · Jan 3, 2014

Huh, cray hasn't found the new thread.

:yessmiley

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