In celebration of Halloween, we in the Comedy Cabaret are initiating a collaborative story-telling project. Fifty Shades of Bane will be a torrid tale of lust, love, fantasy, and horror, between Thanatophilia Morte, a shy yet feisty zombie, and Corpus Bane, an enigmatic, wealthy, fabulously-bearded dwarf with issues. Big, big issues.
Will Thana’s decaying flesh hold together long enough for her to complete the detailed legal documentation necessary to enter the Golden Cavern of Bane? Will Corpus ever allow Thana to touch his sexy copper-colored beard? Will Corpus’s all-night post-coital accordion jam sessions eventually get on Thana’s nerves? Or will she first be driven insane by her own insipid italicized thoughts?
Will the story address any of these burning questions, or will it instead go off on random tangents with different characters altogether?
Help us shape this smoking hot story, and maybe we can rake in $95 million just like E.L. James.
(Never read Fifty Shades of Grey? Don’t. (Really. Don’t.) And don’t let it stop you from participating in this thread!
Will Thana’s decaying flesh hold together long enough for her to complete the detailed legal documentation necessary to enter the Golden Cavern of Bane? Will Corpus ever allow Thana to touch his sexy copper-colored beard? Will Corpus’s all-night post-coital accordion jam sessions eventually get on Thana’s nerves? Or will she first be driven insane by her own insipid italicized thoughts?
Will the story address any of these burning questions, or will it instead go off on random tangents with different characters altogether?
Help us shape this smoking hot story, and maybe we can rake in $95 million just like E.L. James.
(Never read Fifty Shades of Grey? Don’t. (Really. Don’t.) And don’t let it stop you from participating in this thread!
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