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Writing Goblin
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: still on the planet
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Oh, too bad. They are pretty cheap here, but the cooler I'd get at a second hand store (I think once I just borrowed one.)
As for Facebook, those who don't check aren't interested in whether it's really true as much as in the excitement of the drama they can swim in. I don't go there.
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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Yeah. But I'm easily annoyed. If I unfriended everyone who pisses me off I'd mostly be talking to myself.
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
Posts: 11,733
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What is a 'facebook'? Is this a new novel all about expressions?
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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'Tis a website, full of magical things like...
... Oh! No, the games are rubbish. Seeing the same photos seven times a day! No, not that either. Couples having domestics in full view of everyone! Hmmm. Hate that too. ... There must be something. ... It's socialising for the anti-social. There. It's that.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,089
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Jed i must believe you know about Facebook or as i call it the, i have wasted a huge chunk of my day playing games that do not promote my forward motion. web site....
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what did i find ... what the heck people live in my home....
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Happiness is like a bird. The damn thing keeps flying away. Next time I find it I will shoot it and have it stuffed. ME Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. Thomas Jefferson Lord of the 55th sub basement to the Pub. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: In a world of my own
Posts: 878
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![]() The only reason I really use it is to see the pix of the grandkids and to keep up with what's going on with family that lives far away. |
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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I went over to the new hoose to let the gas inspector in. Three leaking radiators and the flue for the new boiler hasn't been fitted properly. He fixed the radiators but I need other workies to sort out the flue. Great.
I took over a suitcase of clothes and a bag of books, and dislocated both my shoulders. I've got an all-day bus ticket so I'll loaf about for a bit then move some more stuff.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,089
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Happiness is like a bird. The damn thing keeps flying away. Next time I find it I will shoot it and have it stuffed. ME Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. Thomas Jefferson Lord of the 55th sub basement to the Pub. |
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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Perhaps I could, but I probably won't.
![]() Trying not to fall asleep. I also ran up to the council offices and handed in my application for furniture, and I had to drag my stuff all the way up the stairs to their offices because the gas inspector guy could have turned up any time between noon and 5pm. I am never, ever, EH-var moving again.
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
AW Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
Posts: 11,733
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The only game I tend to play is chess on my computer. I set the level to one which means I can beat it. And, oh boy, it's really stupid when it is set to the first level.
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Wyoming
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*I slink in shyly, then bush the hair from my eyes, lift my head and smile* Hello.
I feel like a minor in a bar Tehe! I'm a newby and a greenie at that. I'm just a teenager who loves and lives to write. I have infiltrated your secret sioceity! Nerherher! *Prances over to fridge* *Grabs bottle of water* Nice to meet you all
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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Hey, nelehjr.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: In a world of my own
Posts: 878
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*checks dumbwaiter to see what goodies Rock may have sent up* *rummages in fridge* Hummm, leftover roasted ogre, blackened troll. . . Anyone want a troll or ogre sandwich for lunch while I'm fixin' them? *rummages some more; finds veggies, cream cheese and tortillas* Maybe Fran will like some vegetarian roll-ups made from these. While I'm rummaging, I might as well make up the list for another pub order. *makes notes of what the pub is low on* *finds extra large stash of peanuts* Hey, Jed. I thought you gave all the peanuts to the minion? You planning to give him a bonus for hiding in his cell. . . er room and getting some editing done? |
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
Posts: 11,733
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![]() I have no idea why, but I don't mind editing someone else's work, but when it comes to my own I just hate it.
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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looking at the stars
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,175
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My son is 12 yo. My parents babysat him for me once, when he was 3 weeks old so I could go out for my birthday. My daughter is 7. The only time they've ever taken the two of them was the day after my house burned down. We had to go meet the fire inspector, etc, etc...Mom started phoning after two hours to ask when we'd be back. They don't even come to their birthday parties, always having Much More Important Things to do. They'll drop off a gift on the day of and leave less than half an hour later. I don't quite get it, and I think they might regret it one day, when it finally dawns on them how much they missed out on. Or they won't. ![]() Quote:
I'm strange, I guess. I love to edit what I have. It's the filling a blank page that I have trouble with!
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: In a world of my own
Posts: 878
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When it's your own work, you want to justify why that particular piece of garbage sentence/paragraph/section is important exactly as it is. Also, it's easier from a purely proof-reading point - when you read something you wrote, you know what you wanted to say and all the little peices of background info that may not have been revealed yet to the reader. It's easier for someone who doesn't know all that to catch the typos that spellcheck will miss because it's a real word, find awkward phrases, and point out things that just don't make sense. |
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
AW Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
Posts: 11,733
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Tell me about it. I've missed some pretty easy typos in my own work over the years. Is it 'bear with me' or 'bare with me', such stuff like that which will get you every time. Or at least get me.
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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Another suitcase of clothes and a rucksack of books moved. I am exhausted.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: In a world of my own
Posts: 878
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The cow is watching you
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 8,232
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Everone shud bee liek mee. Eye nevver maek speling misstakes.
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