Good evening Abby and Ted.
Did someone mention candy?
Ted, you didn't eat my nachoes, did you?
Did someone mention candy?
Ted, you didn't eat my nachoes, did you?
No, no there is not. No matter how hard you wish for it.Are you sure? Because as you know, there is no such thing as mind bleach.
Wha-- How did Corgi's get into this?You know, I haven't seen a Corgi in a long time around here. There must be a shortage or something. That or all the corgis are collecting and gathering their numbers so they can take over.
Um...Soapy, hon...how's things? Want some nachos? They're extra special!
Could you have one version named after me?If I ever open my own restaurant up, I'm gonna have the craziest, biggest, cheesiest nachos in the world. It would be so over-the-top people would come from all over just to try them.
You could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them.
Cilantro?Could you have one version named after me?
You could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them.
which part?This is so beautifully wrong, I should have it tattoo'd on me someplace.
Cilantro?
You are dead to me Soapy. Dead.
*trudges off*
--SoapdishYou could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them
Um...Are you sure you don't want to know where I'd get the tat? Are you really sure?
Actually, that's not a bad idea. You could combine your love of cooking and your creepy van. *high-fives ASC*Ted, have you thought of a food van? They are all the rage in Portland, Oregon.
Come on. That's not that bad. You're not that bashful, are you?I have. But then people see my face, etc.
Finger foods.Hmm....Creepy Food Van. Monster Nachos? Monster Cheese Fries? Roofie Ice Cream?
See, now you're getting into it.Food that looks like various body parts! Like, hand sandwiches, eyeball soups and deep-fried toes. It would be like the pie shoppe in Sweeney Todd.