I was walking my dog-nephew yesterday and we passed the display window of one of those shabby chic antique stores. There was an electric fan set in a wire cage--not a plastic box fan but an oscillating table model GE fan straight from Montgomery Ward. It was a giant of a fan, just like the one Dad set on a stepstool before every summer evening meal. there was not one thing chic about that fan!
The fan required an extension cord that was long enough to jump rope with, reaching clear back into the kitchen. Of course Dad was not going to pay for a new cord. He used an old one someone gave him when he got back from the war. I remember well the clang and racket when someone going into the kitchen for something tripped over the cord and tumbled the fan in a shower of sparks. This crisis stopped the whole meal cold. Mom and Dad hollered "Stand back kids!" because the cord was frayed in a couple of places. The cat ran and the dog barked. Grandma would not eat with the fan in the room. She knew of an entire family that was electrocuted at their own dining table, during Sunday dinner, because someone sloshed iced tea on a bare fan wire!
Even when it was on its proper stool, oscillating away, it made enough noise to stymie all table talk. I still remember the sound of "Please pass the roastin' ears" garbling through its blades.
Besides the shock factor, the fan had wicked, guillotine sharp metal blades that could whack a kid's finger off to a bloody stump, according to the adults. It did a convincing job on celery sticks, crayons and french fries when the adults weren't around, so no one ever tried a finger in it.
I did not have my glasses but I swear that the price tag on that fan in the window read 110$! Who, in this day and age would pay that kind of money for a finger chopping , conversation stopping, unstable contraption that sparked like a roman candle when pissed off and only blew cool air your way once in two minutes?
I don't miss that fan. I do miss the one blast of coolish air that the fan sent my way, five or six times during a meal, but not 110$ worth--s6