Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume III)

Caitlin Black · Apr 17, 2015

One can only hope it wasn't a wire brush, right?

MakanJuu · Apr 17, 2015

That is, unless you got horse hair transplants in there?

Caitlin Black · Apr 17, 2015

Who would have so much nasal vanity that they'd have nose-hair transplants put in?

clemency · Apr 17, 2015

You mean you don't?

Caitlin Black · Apr 17, 2015

You mean you didn't know I was much more vain about my ear hair?

Duchessmary · Apr 17, 2015

Do you need a lawnmower?

Caitlin Black · Apr 17, 2015

Or could I just use the one at the manicure place?

beccajw2 · Apr 19, 2015

I thought clemency broke the manicurists' lawnmower last week with his back hair?

Caitlin Black · Apr 19, 2015

Was it worth it?

DavidMivshek · Apr 20, 2015

Didn't the Lawnmower Man think so?

Caitlin Black · Apr 20, 2015

Are you saying you believe in Lawnmower Men?

chaneyk06 · Apr 20, 2015

Doesn't everybody?

Caitlin Black · Apr 20, 2015

So once again I'm the odd one out, am I?

beccajw2 · Apr 21, 2015

How many sacrifices per year does one need to make to the Lawnmower Man?

Caitlin Black · Apr 21, 2015

Isn't it something like 3 chickens on the sabbath, and a herd of wild goats every Lawnmas?

ash.y · Apr 21, 2015

Does not your family also pour offerings of glyphosate upon the earth?

Caitlin Black · Apr 21, 2015

Why go to all the trouble?

MakanJuu · Apr 22, 2015

Do you need me to research sacrificial based religions & find out?

beccajw2 · Apr 22, 2015

When there's a drought, is that the Lawnmower Man punishing us for all our grassy sins?

Caitlin Black · Apr 22, 2015

Do you think Lawnmower Man Nirvana has a sign out the front saying, "Do not walk on the grass"?

Lady MacBeth · Apr 22, 2015

Would he prefer people to run on the grass?

Caitlin Black · Apr 22, 2015

Only if they're running for their lives, right?

Moont · Apr 23, 2015

Perhaps they're a band on the run?

Caitlin Black · Apr 23, 2015

Are they the ones who stole my drumkit?

DavidMivshek · Apr 23, 2015

No. I am. Does that anger you?