The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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that was terrible, gil.
last time i told a terrible joke like that haggis threw sodium chloride at me.


i reported him because that's a salt!!!!
:e2dance:


Aww geez, just what we need, a salt and battery.
 

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Oh, dawg.

Somebody stop him.

And be warned: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 

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That's not how you spell droll, you proll.
 

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That's not how you spell droll, you proll.

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It's ionic, isn't it, you prole?
 

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you guys are getting the hang of it now!

check this,...
a photon walks in to a hotel and the bellhop asks, 'can i help you with your luggage?'

the photon replies, 'i don't have any. i'm traveling light.'














:roll: :roll:

traveling light.




:roll:


*stage dives*
 

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With a salt and no battery
 

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it's just some chemistry puns.....
i'm in my element.

























:thankyou:
 

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and besides, how often do we do chemistry jokes?









periodically? :Shrug:
 

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perhaps we could have cray declared an Enema of the State
 

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This train wreck sort of reminds me of that one time, on the way to band camp, when Dr. Heisenberg got pulled over for speeding.

"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" asked officer Haggis.

"Well, no," replied Dr. Heisenberg. "But I know exactly where I yam."
 

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you may have spelled something wrong there, roub.
no worries though, oxidants happen.
 

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Gah! :D

Still, that does remind me of the time nina and gilroy cullen had their people set up a business lunch.

They met in the restaurant (it was an in-and-out burger (at least that's what the doctor diagnosed later)).

The waiter asked them if they'd like to start with drinks.

"I think I'll have an H20, garcon," Nina said.

Gilroy thought for a moment. "I think I'll have an H2O too," he declared.

The waiter brought their drinks.

Gilroy died.
 

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:roll:


ok that was good.
speaking of ok....
did you hear that oxygen and potassium are dating?


:roll:

:thankyou:


*strolls to the bar. turns around....*

do these protons make my mass look big?
 

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did you hear that oxygen and potassium are dating?

No, no, no...Oxygen only went on one date with Potassium. It was OK. But did you know Oxygen used to be with Magnesium?! OMg!! And when Oxygen asked out Nitrogen, Nitrogen said, NO! so Oxygen had to go and have that double bond with the Hydrogen twins, but one of them got jealous and called the other a HO.
 
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