The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Silent Rob

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It's not just a weekend gig, gilroy cullen.
 

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uh huh... you aren't dangerous, it's the stuff in the van that's dangerous..
 

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Candy doesn't kill people, swach.

Ted does.

Only joking!

Rappers do.
 

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It's a van of love...lots and lots of love.
 

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That is by far the most disturbing thing ever in this thread
 

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If that had been the case it would have been illegal
 

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Sometimes. I had a friend busted in his van not too long ago. It seems he and his Special Friend of the Moment couldn't wait to drive to his place or her's. The best part was apparently she was quite the vocal thing and they had an audience. So when Officer Friendly drove by he already figured out what was going on and decided to stop by. He chatted with the audience for a few minutes before interrupting.

But the best part was when he knocked on the door and announced, "police!" she replied, "Almost done!" I'm told the laughter of the audience was what really got them to stop.
 

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Now you done it, Ted..

All this talk about van love scared everyone away...
 

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Wait!

Did somebody mention van love!?

I'm there!
 

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I think you're looking for van in all the wrong places..

tell her, Rob...
 

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Sorry to interrupt the LOVE fest, but....

I got a personalized reply from the lady at Random House. She wants to see some chapters.

*does tentative happy dance*

:chair


I know, I know, it's premature - but still. ;)
 
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