The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

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Silent Rob

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I dunno. Nobody's head asploded.
 

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There are way too many founces around here. I think it's time for a good fleecing for a change..
 

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*unfounces*

Didn't I just slaughter him last night in the horror hounds thread? If you all hadn't been so mean, we'd be roasting lamb chops this minute.

*refounces*
 

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What are you glaring at me for? Isn't the entire last page of this thread all about my trying to think up ways to get cray dead? Indeed, don't I spend the better part of every day scheming on how to make it happen?

Do you see anyone else here putting in those kinds of hours and that kind of dedication?

And what appreciation do I get? What appreciation indeed! None! Zippo! Zilch! Nada!

I appreciate your efforts, Cass. I even added MidSummer Night's Dream in the newbie production line-up JUST for you so you could take care of our shining star, if he'll ever grace those halls.

To risk more 'founcing', however, I think I'm with the sheep. I can only take you seriously if you're "flouncing". Founcing just sounds so...*snort* Valley Girl.
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*unfounces*

Some threads have their own lingo, Winks.

In this thread, we don't flounce. We founce. Or at least, the rest of these loosers founce, since I have left the thread forever and ever and ever. Also, the cabbies are not "losers," but rather are "loosers." It's "teh bunneh" and "teh puppeh," not "the bunny" and "the puppy." You've already noticed the elaborate punctuation and grammar rules that prevail for certain types of rants. I doubt the word "pip" means quite the same thing in other walks of life. And so forth.

I mean, would you go to a remote rural village in China, stomp your foot, and demand they speak English? Well, these loosers can't speak English either. I don't know what they're speaking, actually. I doubt they know. Especially Porter.

*refounces*
 

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Well, in that case, by all means "founce".

But I will still snicker in my corner. I think I'm going to have a character founce in one of my books just for that.

Yeah...

*dreamily stares up at ceiling before snaps back to WIP editing assignment supposedly working on*
 

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*unfounces*

Some threads have their own lingo, Winks.

In this thread, we don't flounce. We founce. Or at least, the rest of these loosers founce, since I have left the thread forever and ever and ever. Also, the cabbies are not "losers," but rather are "loosers." It's "teh bunneh" and "teh puppeh," not "the bunny" and "the puppy." You've already noticed the elaborate punctuation and grammar rules that prevail for certain types of rants. I doubt the word "pip" means quite the same thing in other walks of life. And so forth.

I mean, would you go to a remote rural village in China, stomp your foot, and demand they speak English? Well, these loosers can't speak English either. I don't know what they're they'r'e speaking, actually. I doubt they know. Especially Porter because

*refounces*
FIFY
 

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don't forget, here it's up you're'sss
 

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Holy scrap, Ted I just noticed your avvie, when did you adopt Haggis?
 

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Do youz guyz need your earz cleaned??

It's up yourz'zzzezz!
 

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*unfounces*
*blushes*

OMG, all this time I thought it was "up your'e's's's'"! I'm totally embarrassed.


That is an acceptable derivation, especially for the hatchet wielding.


Oh, this is highly intriguing. Dare I ask the origins behind that unique cabbieism? Or should that be cabbie'i'ssssm because

Be afraid to ask. Very afraid.
 

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Fear is another cabbie specialty.
 

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Be afraid to ask. Very afraid.

*perks*

Are the consequences of such questions....dire?

I've already been to visit the Hounds, and I enjoy standing on the ledge, so I'm a bit of a thrill seeker.

*sidles up next to regdog*
Tell me, who do you fear more? Teh battery, teh puppeh, or teh bunneh?
 
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