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*unfounces*
Didn't I just slaughter him last night in the horror hounds thread? If you all hadn't been so mean, we'd be roasting lamb chops this minute.
*refounces*
What are you glaring at me for? Isn't the entire last page of this thread all about my trying to think up ways to get cray dead? Indeed, don't I spend the better part of every day scheming on how to make it happen?
Do you see anyone else here putting in those kinds of hours and that kind of dedication?
And what appreciation do I get? What appreciation indeed! None! Zippo! Zilch! Nada!
FIFY*unfounces*
Some threads have their own lingo, Winks.
In this thread, we don't flounce. We founce. Or at least, the rest of these loosers founce, since I have left the thread forever and ever and ever. Also, the cabbies are not "losers," but rather are "loosers." It's "teh bunneh" and "teh puppeh," not "the bunny" and "the puppy." You've already noticed the elaborate punctuation and grammar rules that prevail for certain types of rants. I doubt the word "pip" means quite the same thing in other walks of life. And so forth.
I mean, would you go to a remote rural village in China, stomp your foot, and demand they speak English? Well, these loosers can't speak English either. I don't know whatthey'rethey'r'e speaking, actually. I doubt they know. Especially Porter because
*refounces*
don't forget, here it's up you're'sss
don't forget, here it's up you're'sss
*unfounces*
*blushes*
OMG, all this time I thought it was "up your'e's's's'"! I'm totally embarrassed.
Oh, this is highly intriguing. Dare I ask the origins behind that unique cabbieism? Or should that be cabbie'i'ssssm because
Holy scrap, Ted I just noticed your avvie, when did you adopt Haggis?
Be afraid to ask. Very afraid.
*sidles up next to regdog*
Tell me, who do you fear more? Teh battery, teh puppeh, or teh bunneh?