The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

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Ah! Finally! Thank you, Gamma Vernie. :snoopy:
 

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errr .. do you hear screams drifting over from your neighbor's house at night .. maybe a strange car (or two)parked in front on several nights a week?
Is that YOU???

I think I used to be married to her.
She claims you're dead.

No, but you can cut your costs in half by turning them over and using the other side ... like I do with my underwear. (not a lot of people know about that secret)
Think not? I just saw it on Facebook.
 

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No, but you can cut your costs in half by turning them over and using the other side ... like I do with my underwear. (not a lot of people know about that secret)
Secret? I've been doing that for two weeks.
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Still can't figure out why the sleepers, onesies, twosies, whatever, need cleaning so much.
 

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Secret? I've been doing that for two weeks.
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hmmm.... everyone seems to know about it.

I've been doing it for the last few years. Started just using my underwear for one day before airing them out.

Wonder why my wife told me I should keep it a secret.
 
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Some call it a bra ... I wear it with my red dress.


damn ... why do you make me talk of such things?

are you some kind of a four legged voyeur?
 

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Check you're glasses. They may be stuck to your eyes. There are pages and pages you've missed.
Hey, OFG, that comment you made a couple posts back about the stained glass symposium was funny! Was Oscar the Grouch there?
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And...oh, wait a minute...what the hell is that smell? Oh, be right back - got a diaper to change!!!!:animal
 

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Heya farts--

Does anybody remember if I've taken my meds today? Hate it when that happens.

Ice is running on the Yukon today, there is snow on the ground, and a fire in the stove.
 

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What were we talking about?

Umm... Porter was watching Haggis wear Joe Bear's bra, I think. Though I might have got the posts mixed up. These new glasses do that.
 

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Secret? I've been doing that for two weeks.
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Still can't figure out why the sleepers, onesies, twosies, whatever, need cleaning so much.

Stop feeding them. Problem solved. ;)

Ahh. Good question.

What were we talking about?

Concrete evidence that you did indeed forget to take your meds today.
 

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Umm... Porter was watching Haggis wear Joe Bear's bra, I think. Though I might have got the posts mixed up. These new glasses do that.
Actually, that's Momma Bear's new drop-front bra for nursing. I've never seen so much breast since I stopped for lunch at a gentlemen's club on the west side of Houston years ago.
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