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Gilroy Cullen said:

Better than mine at least. 2:30 I got pounced because I had a mosquito on my ear.

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Though why'd your kitty demand human attention so early?

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Ouch! I hope your ear is ok. I think our kitty just wanted food. Fresh food. The fact that she has the European cat biscuit mountain in her bowl accessible 24 hrs a day is not relevant.

Fenika said:

Mieville is strange.

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I would just like to thank everyone who has commented on this this for saving me a) the cash, and b) the reading time.

Public service cantina.

Strange isnt always bad.

Good Morning Friends!

I would like to know how the hell I became a counselor to certain members of the in-law family. I mean, yeah, I took one case voluntarily but now I have a sis-in-law coming to me for marriage advice. I've only been married a year longer than her.

It's very hard for me to give my opinion with out insulting people sometimes. And it bugs me because now I know more than I want to and I'm all worried and stuff. Boo.

tjwriter said:

I am full of angry today. More than enough to share. Would anyone like some?!?!?

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I've got some too, but I'll take a little off your hands.

Happy Friday! Now I must got save the dog from the 2 year old.

bettielee said:

oh, and I had a terrible dream that George Clooney died of a heart attack! ;( I had to jump online and make sure it was a dream....

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Get got arrested. Seems like your radar is on, just not quite tuned correctly?

Kricket said:

I would like to know how the hell I became a counselor to certain members of the in-law family.

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Tell them Kricket only helps those who help themselves.

And Kricket's on a need-to-know basis, and Kricket don't need to know.

And, yes, do refer to yourself in the third person and by your interwebs name.

hillaryjacques said:

Get got arrested. Seems like your radar is on, just not quite tuned correctly?

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Yes, I noticed this unfortunate event. I'm pretty sure he's ok with bail money.

tjwriter said:

I am full of angry today. More than enough to share. Would anyone like some?!?!?

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I'm full-up here, tj. In fact, if I get anymore I may begin involuntarily spitting venom. Sorry.

hillaryjacques said:

Tell them Kricket only helps those who help themselves.

And Kricket's on a need-to-know basis, and Kricket don't need to know.

And, yes, do refer to yourself in the third person and by your interwebs name.

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or Kricket only helps those who pay $90 an hour

hillaryjacques said:

Tell them Kricket only helps those who help themselves.

And Kricket's on a need-to-know basis, and Kricket don't need to know.

And, yes, do refer to yourself in the third person and by your interwebs name.

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This would be epic because it would greatly confuse their poor wee minds.

bettielee said:

or Kricket only helps those who pay $90 an hour

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Or this. This is a very good idea too.

Physical therapy is awesome. That is all.

tjwriter said:

I am full of angry today. More than enough to share. Would anyone like some?!?!?

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Kricket said:

I've got some too, but I'll take a little off your hands.

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hillaryjacques said:

I'm full-up here, tj. In fact, if I get anymore I may begin involuntarily spitting venom. Sorry.

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zanzjan said:

I'm also over my rage quota at the moment. Come on over, we can go out and break sh*t 'til we feel better.

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Count me in too. It's obviously been one of those days at the cantina. *Looks for quiet place to lie down*

Why all the madz? Tell me, I iz u friend!

There are thin walls in my office building. The people next door moved out and maintenance is having quite a good time working over there. A vent leads from their office to mine. So, I've heard them cracking jokes -- not very good jokes -- for the last hour. Totally fun. Really. Especially when I'm on the phone. Sounds like the guys are sitting at my desk, too.

I may have worn my grumpy pants today. I'll move along...

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Stage 3: Profit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

hillaryjacques said:

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

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Random fact about Kricket: She likes to spread white glue all over her hands and then peel it off. She finds it strangely therapeutic.




yes, this had to be written in the third person so that Kricket didn't feel quite so weird writing it.

hillaryjacques said:

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

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it's always a bad day to stop sniffing glue... all that reality....

Yes, totally normal. Just add a Pinkie Pie av and you'll be the sanest one here.

Got some bad news at the vet today

Timmy lost 12 lbs in 3 months and likely has severe heart issues. Blood was drawn and tests will be run. Even if it's not his heart, there's probably something very wrong with him . Healthy dogs don't lose that much weight in such a short time, while eating normally. And Anyanka has a thyroid problem that is causing her coat to fall out. Her blood was drawn too and she will get meds as soon as the results are in.

I just... I have a sad

10.

Do you guys know the RyanGosl!ngL!tAgent on twitter? My son heard me reading a few and keeps walking up and saying things to me, but they're all a little creepy.

Like:

Hey Girl, I wrote a book...on your face.

Hey Girl, I took your ereader, and put it in the toilet.

Hey Girl, sometimes when you read, I just laugh and laugh.

He has the intro right, but the delivery is way, way off.