The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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cray

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g'day people



*catches glimpse of my own butt in mirror*
..and good morning to you my wonderful rump!









*flexes glutes*


POW!!





that's a hell of a nice thing first thing in the morning, eh!!!????
 
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that's right, people,....
(i see you looking, cella)

...take your time.......drink it alllllll in!!!
 

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Dude, that's not your butt.

It's Justin Bieber!

You have an infestation!
 

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that's a hell of a nice thing first thing in the morning, eh!!!????

you're really trying to compete with the chicken salad, aren't you cary?


be kind to yourself... just let it go...
 

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that's not all we have either!
1299fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg
 

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Tell them about deliveries!
 

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Protective eye gear is recommended.
 

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**reads posts**

Yup, it's Friday
 

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Protective eye gear is recommended.

and

we prolly shouldn't talk about the dry cleaning budget,

or touch any of the maple syrpurl with yesterday's bottling date,

And when the emergency case of urinal cakes arrive

Please tell Reg.
 

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Oh, great Gail…just great. After she blows the National Budget on Candy and blue vans, and blue flags with blue vans on them, and after she nationalizes the funds seized from the French Billionaires who died for their crimes of insulting flag bearing blue vans carrying cases of candy for happy patriotic fists; you sit there and propose that she then blow all of THAT cash on scotch and machetes AFTER the now empty fleet of vans is loaded with Fleet enemas. Now that may seem like an easy fix to you , but the fact of the matter is that you have now released a sugar crazed mob of drunk, constipated machete wielding DRC nationals, and now you expect them to mine minerals with no toilet paper.

You are a sick woman, Gail. Very, very sick. It is obvious to me that you are not qualified to advise Cella on the economy of her DRC, especially, when that country next door wound up with all that Tanzanite on their mountain.



Have you ever considered taking the job of the Minister of Tourism?

If you'd crunched the numbers right, sweetie, you'd have seen that we could easily swing it by importing non-unionized labor from Rwanda. Which, of course, would give the gorillas a break. And they'd work for peanuts. The Rwandans as well.

...now I am ever so sorry I checked in....

:D

Oh, dawg! Bring back the days when the sun never set on the British Empire!
 

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About to send another novel out the door into the world *cowers*
 
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