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Back from the dead
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ireland
Posts: 2,198
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May cause outbreaks of sensible conversations if mixed with large quantities of alcohol and inhibit projectile vomiting.
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If you leave...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Digging out my favorite pink sweater in memory...
Posts: 1,654
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Warning: Side effects may include believing that you're a bus.
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"Who gave us the right to push all the other species around, anyway?" - Jamie West-Oram WIPS - "The Island" - on first draft rewrite, big time The Kensington Horror - in progress Hallowed Ground - percolating Remember Neda ![]() |
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Pen, Paper, Prepared. ...Write!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Glued to my computer screen.
Posts: 388
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May cause swelling of the lips so bad that people will wonder if you were a plastic surgeon's experiment.
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Hummingbird ![]() Mainly a lurker, flitting from here to there, soaking up information with my long tongue... XD |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,057
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Side effects may cause you to want to play parcheesi with every member of the opposite sex you meet.
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If you leave...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Digging out my favorite pink sweater in memory...
Posts: 1,654
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Warning: May cause you to morph into Jocelyn Wilderstein.
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"Who gave us the right to push all the other species around, anyway?" - Jamie West-Oram WIPS - "The Island" - on first draft rewrite, big time The Kensington Horror - in progress Hallowed Ground - percolating Remember Neda ![]() |
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Back from the dead
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ireland
Posts: 2,198
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Do not take this medication if you drive machinery, drink alcohol, have a history of heart disease, diabetes or a yearning to live more than one more day.
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Pen, Paper, Prepared. ...Write!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Glued to my computer screen.
Posts: 388
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Do not take while driving, drawing, writing, or breathing. Side effects may include spontaneous urges to play bumper cars, drawings of happy smiley-faced flowers, too many plot holes to count, and the lungs filling with grape jelly.
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Hummingbird ![]() Mainly a lurker, flitting from here to there, soaking up information with my long tongue... XD |
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If you leave...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Digging out my favorite pink sweater in memory...
Posts: 1,654
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Side effects may include breaking out in a rash shaped like a map of Pakistan.
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"Who gave us the right to push all the other species around, anyway?" - Jamie West-Oram WIPS - "The Island" - on first draft rewrite, big time The Kensington Horror - in progress Hallowed Ground - percolating Remember Neda ![]() |
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No, I'm little people now
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
Posts: 169
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Side effects may include watery eyes, defecating from the ears, singing in French and an uncontrolled urge to vote for and donate to the Republican Party. If symptoms persist, bathe for 20 minutes in hot water and Epsom salts while holding a clock radio before seeing a doctor.
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"Never by hatred has hatred been appeased, only by love" - the Buddha More on my blog |
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poker face
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: here
Posts: 3,051
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Total shutdown may occur in the midd_
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 112
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Side effects may include: Mitochondrial decomposition and bleeding from you hair.
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Forever Forsaken |
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 6,682
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Inability to tap-dance.
Ability to tap-dance. Crush on Fred Astaire. Aversion to Ginger Rogers. Bunions.
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
Posts: 4,104
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Itchy feet
Itchy buttocks Knee buckles Screaming
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Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer and now I are one. |
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
Posts: 5,532
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may cause painful fusion of one or more digits
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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...may induce painful torsion, tongue lolling and uninhibited drooling.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
Posts: 4,104
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cattle mutilations
factoid spouting toe tapping
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Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer and now I are one. |
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
Posts: 5,532
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symptoms may include an insatiable urge to lick asbestos shingles--s6
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
Posts: 4,104
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itchy ears
parmesian sweat Orphan Anne syndrome
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permaflounced
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: all over the map
Posts: 2,212
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May cause impatience or amplify the annoying tones of others' voices. If a dose must be taken in the presence of your mother-in-law, prevent head injury by maintaining adequate distance from brick walls.
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Colorado
Posts: 66
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Making spontaneous motor boat noises in your drink glass at restaurants.
Singing fiddle-dee-dee in line at the market. Gastroenteritis.
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