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#251 |
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of all the gin joints
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,058
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Early morning at the Landfill.
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#252 |
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Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
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This places lacks something. I know. We need an Evil Overlord to battle, right?
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti Last edited by Soccer Mom; 11-04-2007 at 02:28 AM. Reason: Pasted teh wrong kitteh. |
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#253 |
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of all the gin joints
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,058
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"I hope they're all vegetarians around here . . ."
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#254 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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I simply just stomp into Mac's Keep, distract her with Haggis Ka-bob, and swipe her wand.
But...man-oh-man, can she kick some SERIOUS hiney, once she snatches her wand back!! Bon-bons work. Don't try tears. She laughs. |
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#255 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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#256 |
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Sassy Señora
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alabama -my home sweet home.
Posts: 10,720
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Inked, can I have some of that popcorn?
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#257 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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Um...er...I was just telling what's her face you might be more in the mood for bon-bons.
But, uh..yeah...here...have some Crunch-o-Munch!
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#258 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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A fellow word manipulator.
*swoons* |
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#259 |
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Space Cadet
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,525
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I don't remember this.
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#260 |
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carn the mighty hawks !!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: the sporting capital of the world. Oh! That's Melbourne Australia
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I think in 2 years time this thread will still be going.
As Quasimodo said to his mates down at the bar - "It's just a hunch!" Regards John |
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#261 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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Okay...thought I'd sit here, enjoy hot tea as the sun riseth...uh hem...and then I read Paton's bloody post.
Warning: tea sprouting from nose is both disgusting, and burns. ps and it makes one ancient cat rocket launch from couch--verra worth the pain, lads. |
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#262 |
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AKA: "Gums of Steel"
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Honolulu
Posts: 1,872
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growl. snarl. etc. |
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#263 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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Um...I'd like to buy a vowel.
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#264 |
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
Posts: 8,870
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Vowels 'R' Us
"E" - 50 cents
or "E" - $1.95
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#265 |
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: visiting old friends aka LOONS here on AW that STILL make me spew tea. bib, please.
Posts: 9,196
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I'll take the "E" for 1.95, and a Tribec for an additional .50!
Oh oh oh! Ding ding ding! I know the answer! A derailed thread is equivelent to threadbare *jumps up and down* |
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#266 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Stop that. One of us is going to get hurt.
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#267 |
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AKA: "Gums of Steel"
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Honolulu
Posts: 1,872
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Irritable Vowel Syndrome?
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#268 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Yes. I live in consonant fear of it.
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#269 |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
AW Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Up... up... and away!
Posts: 14,724
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MOD! Cleanup in thread! Bring the XXXL bucket for carting this crap off to the Landfill. K?Thnxbai!
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#270 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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I'd clean it up, but they only gave me an XL bucket.
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#271 |
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there's no more room in hell, boys
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: ain't a plot of ground to keep a dead man down
Posts: 22,236
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i believe this thread is ready for its new home in OP.
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#272 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Nah. Mac will just carve off this page and send it to the landfill. It would float in OP too long.
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#273 |
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
Posts: 33,349
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I don't like any of you.
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#274 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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That's the nicest thing you've said all night, Rob. Ya sweet talker...
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#275 |
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AKA: "Gums of Steel"
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Honolulu
Posts: 1,872
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Well, nobody's started rhyming yet...
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