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teh evil broad
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it's sort of funny how many mods' comments got sent to the landfill from that thread.
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Moderation in All Things
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Must check to see if any of them were mine.
ETA: *gasp* there were! Oh, the shame!
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--Roger J. Carlson Last edited by Roger J Carlson; 10-31-2007 at 07:25 PM. |
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of all the gin joints
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I like this place. Will there also be recycling? Bottle deposit/returns? *gathers up beer empties* Any limits on recycled jokes? (One ton per day might be reasonable.)
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Moderation in All Things
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Save AW. Recycle a post!
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teh evil broad
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in a few months this will be a virtual Monty Python quote library!
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Moderation in All Things
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Spam, spam, spam, spam...Spam, spam, spam, spam...Spammity spam! Spammity spam, spammity spammity spam. Spammity spam. Wonderful spam! Spaaaaaaaam, spaaaaaaam, spammity spam, spammity spam, spammity spam, spammity spam, spam, spam, smap, SMAP!
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Moderation in All Things
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of all the gin joints
Join Date: Oct 2007
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WELCOME TO THE AW LANDFILL reducing our jargon footprint, one thread at a time To your right, rusting train cars for your target-shooting pleasure. To the left, Recycling Center. Straight ahead, that mile-high mound is the joke dump. Wander at will but look out for those people with the BB guns. |
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Crypto-fascist
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:Pumps up air rifle:
:aims: If those were my kids in the "support" thread, I'd spank the lot of them and send them to bed w/o supper.
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Going shopping with Soccer Mom and Bubastes for fudz. Not pie. I do not share pie. EVER.
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*sits back to watch Soccer Mom in action*
Lots of luck. It's like a bunch of sharks in a guppy pond at the moment. I'd take your galoshes.
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Crypto-fascist
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Pffft. Galoshes are for wusses.
Spare the rod, spoil the poster. So and so is a meany. I'm not the meany. You're the meany. Nuh-unh. Unh-huh. Mommmmmmmmm! He's looking at me. Am not. She poked at me. Well he put beans up his nose. Did not. Tattle tale. I hate you. I hated you first. Good grief.
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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teh evil broad
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*flips nervously through pages of posts*
is she going to aim that thing at me? shit! DUCK! |
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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pfffffffffffffffffffffft.
it's ridiculous. but *shrug* that's the way of the world. where in the hell are the brownies????
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Moderation in All Things
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Now wait just a second. I don't think On-Topic posts are allowed here.
*considers* Unless, of course, on-topic is actually a derailment for a derailment trash thread... now my head hurts.
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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we're still trying ot figure out how to derail the derailment thread.
jambalaya, anyone?
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Crypto-fascist
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Yes, an on topic post is the only way to derail the off topic derailment.
Trust me.
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Moderation in All Things
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Surrrrre. I'll trust you. *back away slowly*
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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what's the matter, Roger? Just because its Samhain is no reason to be...
....scared.
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The grad students did it
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Anyone want to go nutrea hunting tonight? I heard they'er over-running AW. Nasty invasive species.
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Phoenix (Historical - 2006)First Place, 2007 Arizona Authors Assoc. Book Awards Whiskey Creek Press Something Bad (Horror - 2007) Medallion Press. Silver Medal, 2008 IPPY awards, Horror category Rollicking Anthropomorphisms (Poetry Collection - 2008) 2009 EPPIE Award Finalist Whiskey Creek Press Agnes Hahn (Psychological Suspense 2008) Medallion Press Silver Medal, 2009 IPPY awards, Horror category Imola (Sequel to Agnes Hahn 2009) - Medallion Press 3.99 (Psychological Suspense/Mystery 2012) - Musa |
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Crypto-fascist
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U no like mah gun??
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti Last edited by Soccer Mom; 10-31-2007 at 10:41 PM. Reason: forgots teh kitteh |
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Crypto-fascist
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Armed and ready, professor.
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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I'll go. I'll have to put aside my annual human sacrifice, but I'm willing to try something new.
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bananaed
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Does anyone think that "nutria" is a weird name for those critters? It sounds like a brand name for vitamin supplements.
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