Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write
A publisher or agency using Google ads to solicit your novel probably isn't anyone you want to write for.
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#25126 |
|
i'm baaaacccckkkkkk
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: into the great perhaps
Posts: 3,859
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I actually haven't gotten past the first chapter of Uglies. They describe too much of the gadgets--I was like, who cares?
|
|
|
|
|
#25127 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Oh my god. Fanfiction writers have to be the wackiest, most creative people on Earth. Or they do a lot of drugs. Or both. I mean, listen to this tagline for a story:
Quote:
I commend you, crazy fanficker! |
|
|
|
#25128 |
|
stand-back-up
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,584
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
'Kay. c: We shall debate. (Or I'll just stare in openmouthed horror. Either one.)
ETA: I loved the entire Uglies series. I guess I just have a fascination for anything dystopian or post-apocalyptic. I Am Legend started it all. (Seriously, I would never have started writing a novel if it were not for that movie.)
__________________
A HERO MUST BE - YA dystopian - 7k/60k YES, OF COURSE - YA contemporary - 1k/40k MUFFI LIVES FOREVER - animal epic - considering NaNo '12 |
|
|
|
|
#25129 |
|
Beware of killer butterflies
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 1,400
![]() |
Oh God. I was reading the thread about a potential relationship between a teen girl and an older man and I got to the last post and now I must go wash my eyes out with acid. Why would anyone think (what that poster thought)?
|
|
|
|
|
#25130 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Haha, sorry Ter. Not making fun, just reveling in the awesome typo.
If you guys haven't already heard the story of how my field-trip-bound bus passed a McDonald's billboard advertising their new 'ANUS BURGERS'....well, that's the story. You didn't miss much. Still, I have a healthy appreciation for hilarious typos. |
|
|
#25131 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
DK, can I have a link to it? I'm really curious, now! *has acid handy for eye-washing*
|
|
|
#25133 | |
|
circuits in the sea
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: PA
Posts: 3,597
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
I looooved the Uglies series. Especially the gadgets 0: Extras was kinda weird, though. |
|
|
|
|
|
#25134 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Hey, I just found out what PB&J stands for! It's another way of saying Charlie/Claire, or Chaire, Clarlie, etc. (it stands for Pregnant Babe And Junkie) How sweet!
Mmmm, we're having tacos. Beef never smells better than when taco-seasoned! DK, is The Sea of Monsters good? |
|
|
#25135 |
|
stand-back-up
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,584
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Didn't like Extras. Original trilogy was fab, though. <3
Incest in Inkheart? oO Guess I'm gonna have to reread that one... ETA: In my world, Cer, PB&J means peanut butter and jam sandwich. Hope I haven't been accidentally telling people one of my favourite foods is pregnant babe & junkie. That's so something I would do. Eep.
__________________
A HERO MUST BE - YA dystopian - 7k/60k YES, OF COURSE - YA contemporary - 1k/40k MUFFI LIVES FOREVER - animal epic - considering NaNo '12 |
|
|
|
|
#25136 |
|
Beware of killer butterflies
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 1,400
![]() |
It’s okay. For some reason I am not liking it as much as The Lighting Thief so far.
And the gadgets were the best part of the Uglies series. You can never have too many gadgets! ETA: There was no incest! It was a nice little MG book! Do not ruin my childhood reading memories! |
|
|
|
|
#25137 |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
|
#25138 | |
|
Ever onward
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: The TARDIS with David Tennant
Posts: 19,109
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Are there any Farid/Maggie fics???? |
|
|
|
|
|
#25139 |
|
stand-back-up
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,584
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mo and Maggie...
-shudders-
__________________
A HERO MUST BE - YA dystopian - 7k/60k YES, OF COURSE - YA contemporary - 1k/40k MUFFI LIVES FOREVER - animal epic - considering NaNo '12 |
|
|
|
|
#25140 |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
|
#25141 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Um, does incest really bother you, DK? In fanfiction, it definitely doesn't bother me, usually. In real life, it absolutely squicks me. In original fiction it bothers me a bit. I'm a picky critter.
Lol PB&J is, of course, a combo of delicious spreads for a sammich. But the acronym lends itself to other things easily. I miss Charlie so much! And I wish he'd come back and still be a junkie, because junkie charlie was so interesting and dynamic! If you guys've seen the season 5 finale, it looks plausible that Charlie may be back next season! It's probably all up to Dominic, now. I'm sure if he wanted to they'd have him back in a heartbeat, but maybe he's too good for us, now. Hey, have you guys seen Stefani around lately? Haven't seen her in a very long time. Talk of Charlie reminded me of her. |
|
|
#25142 |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Incest is hot, in abstract. When it actually happens, its really really gross.
That is all.
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
|
#25143 |
|
Ever onward
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: The TARDIS with David Tennant
Posts: 19,109
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ummm I think I did... I haven't seen blak in a really, really long time. I'm kinda worried.
|
|
|
|
|
#25144 |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Blak?
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
|
#25145 | |
|
i'm baaaacccckkkkkk
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: into the great perhaps
Posts: 3,859
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
![]() Wtf. My tumblarity dropped from 174 to 138 in 10 minutes. I am now a semi-normal kid who does the html programming for her friends' myspace layouts in her free time. /fail |
|
|
|
|
|
#25146 |
|
stand-back-up
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,584
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
everythinginblak.
Porsche. Married to a sexy dwarf. Pregnant. Hope everything's okay with her.
__________________
A HERO MUST BE - YA dystopian - 7k/60k YES, OF COURSE - YA contemporary - 1k/40k MUFFI LIVES FOREVER - animal epic - considering NaNo '12 |
|
|
|
|
#25147 | |
|
Beware of killer butterflies
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 1,400
![]() |
Quote:
Yes, especially if it’s parent-child incest (cousin-cousin incest I could probably stomach if I had to, and I don’t really count it as incest if the people involved don’t know they are related). I’m not sure why, though – very little else bothers me when it comes to sex. If people want to get it on with their relations, that's okay - I just don't want to read about it.
And I never knew PB&J could stand for something other than a sandwich, ha ha. |
|
|
|
|
|
#25148 |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ah yes, remember the whole preggers thing?
My mom barely got a wink of sleep for months after having me. Course, I was pre-mature and she had to be on hand in case my lung stopped working...
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
|
#25149 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
EverythingInBlak, was her full username, right? I'm not worried. People just move on from forums sometimes. It happens. Definitely not indicative of some crisis or danger or anything. I'm sure she's fine and happy and pregnant, just kind of away from us.
|
|
|
#25150 | |
|
Hwee kaptoored eet for kayhosssssss
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Eye of Terror
Posts: 36,635
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
There is something extra squicky about mom/son, father/daughter, or father/son, mother/daughter incest... Like, the age factor added just makes me want to shove my head under my pillows. But siblings and cousins? More palpitate. And heck, its not even dangerous anymore: Using birth control, you can pork pretty much anyone and not screw up the genetics. Mental health is another question though...
__________________
Shattered Sky: Draft 6, done! Worldshard: 85,000/85,000 (Draft 1: DONE!) River7: 25,000/??,000 words Read my blog: Quantum Spin Plates Tweets from the Future: Follow my characters. BUY MY BOOK HERE! |
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
If this site is helpful to you,
Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.