OMG . . . .
First, I have to take some offense with the title, I think an editor might have questioned it. If you are going to be crass, why not just say "I feel like sh*& today"
Then the cover just puts it right on over the edge into sheer and utter tackiness. Talk about class with a "K".
At least it's mail order. Can you imagine anyone putting that book on the counter in B&N? Or a clerk recommending it?
"Um, do you have any books on sleeplessness?"
"Wow! You look like you feel like cr%^. Check out that book with the toilet paper on the cover!"
"Gee, thanks Mr. Clerk, let me get a copy for my mom! She feels like cr*) too and her birthday is coming up!"
I am speechless . . . .
First, I have to take some offense with the title, I think an editor might have questioned it. If you are going to be crass, why not just say "I feel like sh*& today"
Then the cover just puts it right on over the edge into sheer and utter tackiness. Talk about class with a "K".
At least it's mail order. Can you imagine anyone putting that book on the counter in B&N? Or a clerk recommending it?
"Um, do you have any books on sleeplessness?"
"Wow! You look like you feel like cr%^. Check out that book with the toilet paper on the cover!"
"Gee, thanks Mr. Clerk, let me get a copy for my mom! She feels like cr*) too and her birthday is coming up!"
I am speechless . . . .