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chief sitter on people
Join Date: May 2010
Location: under the floor under the couch in the Pit
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:: tosses MS at hellhounds to hopefully distract them from triceratops' legs ::
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Gnawing my hairless tail
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 1,509
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Only in the Pit would I notice there are rats in a positive word.
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A cat may not look at a king
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The edge
Posts: 5,232
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Hey, that's a way to throw off the hellhounds, Cricket. Everyone is afraid of cong-rats: (here comes my favorite photo again)
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And your point is...?
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: SoCal
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LOL! Where do you find this stuff, Red? Hey, does she have a peg leg because the rats have knawed off her foot?
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Bah Humbug
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 3,640
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The baby's holding a bottle. Cuz Honest Lou wants to help you keep rats out of cribs, LOL.
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A cat may not look at a king
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The edge
Posts: 5,232
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Oh, sorry it's so big! It's from my iPhone. It's my photo of the sign for Honest Lou's exterminators in West Philly. I always wanted a picture but I felt weird about it until I was taking some photos of an art installation next door, so why not?
My mind always fills in "guaranteed to kill them first (before they kill your baby)," rather than the more actual "guaranteed to kill them first before they get out of control." And now when I drive by, I always slow down so the kids can see the "rat baby." |
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Hangin' with my writing peeps
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 1,244
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OMG Kell that is... disturbing, LOL.
Hi to all in the pit! |
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
Posts: 2,961
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I can't believe I didn't notice the peg leg in the picture.
*waves at Jenn* here's one of the bad things about the internet-bad advice from someone who is dead keeps getting passed around. On another forum, someone is quoting Charles Bukowski, a writer/screenwriter from the 60s and 70s. This guy put out a list for writers that includes 1) writers shouldn't ask other writers to read their works, 2) if it takes you a long time to write, you shouldn't be doing it and 3) if you have to revise, you shouldn't be doing it. There are many more bits of antiwisdom, but that was enough to make my head want to explode ARGH!!! |
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Pit Livin' & Purgatory Dreamin'
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: NYC
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Mornin', Pit
Hey, Jenn LOL, Kell
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optimist
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,074
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All that advice Flaubert gave to de Maupassant . . .rubbish?
I saw a great cartoon once. It's late at night and a guy is typing furiously. His wife says something like, "Are you coming to bed?" He keeps typing and says, "I can't. This is important. Someone on the Internet is wrong." Quote:
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
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I've never heard of him, but that doesn't mean much. Does anyone know him? I can't figure out if he isn't well-known, why someone bothered to track down his advice.
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KoalaKoalaKoala!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In the Salon d'ennui
Posts: 4,348
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I can't name one thing by him that I would recommend to anyone. My ex-husband liked him, but I thought he was kind of cheap knock-off cross between Burroughs and Thompson. Meh.
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Pit Livin' & Purgatory Dreamin'
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: NYC
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I see that name and I think of Animal House.
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A new year, a new avatar
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Morning Pit.
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Four day work week. Asked the eight ball if I'd get through it and got this response...
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KoalaKoalaKoala!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In the Salon d'ennui
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That was essentially my point. Bukowski is pretty well a literary nobody. At least, nobody you'd want to take writing advice from.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,259
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Ooooo...did somebody say maggnog?
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Getting the hang of it all
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Kell, ewww, very disturbing *shudders*
Snappy, figures...LOL |
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nobody's sidekick
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: between rising apes and falling angels
Posts: 6,413
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Is it too early for bourbon-spiked maggnog? It's going to be one of those days.
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Getting the hang of it all
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Pit Livin' & Purgatory Dreamin'
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: NYC
Posts: 2,872
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Pass the maggnog, please
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optimist
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,074
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Hi, everyone. This is some advice for people thinking about repping themselves.
In response to questions I'm getting, may I post this? No matter what the guidelines say, choose carefully which editor you think is best and send that editor a letter (best probably is letter + sample chapters + synopsis if it's a first book.) I'm off to a slow start because last June I pretty much followed guidelines if a house allowed unagented subs. I did what they said. Nothing happened, or sometimes I got form rejects. So after 5 months of nothing, I researched editor names and now I'm getting resposes to send the book from the same places which ignored me when I followed the guidelines. (That's because thousands of people are following the guidelines. Sheep in a herd don't stand out from one another.) People have said, "If I can't find an agent, I'll try publishers open to unagened submissions." NOOOOOO. Almost all of them say they're not open. Other people have asked me, "Which editors are open to unagented submissions?" Answer: None of them and all of them. Most editors can't resist reading a well-written letter addressed directly to them. If they like your story, they're suddenly open to unagented subs. My last plea: Before you contact editors directly, make sure your letter and book are professional quality. I say this because if they start getting lots of stuff not ready, this may not work anymore. ETA: standard disclaimer: Of course, someone out there got published by following the guidelines and the'll pop in and tell me I'm wrong. I'm telling you my experiences. Also, don't think this is easy. Also, I believe it's a numbers game. If you have a publishable book, it's a matter of sticking with it. Last edited by Teriann; 12-19-2011 at 08:49 PM. |
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optimist
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,074
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On the other subject, I've never heard of Bukowski either.
My first thought (after what stupid advice -- writers have always learned by getting advice from more established writers) so anyway, after thinking how stupid, my first thought was to wonder why he doesn't like feeback from other writers. My best reader (lifetime best friend who reads everythign I've written) is not a writer and part of what makes her advice so good is she reads like a reader, and she's smart and insightful. She always knows where a story goes off the rails. She isn't good at telling me how to fix the problem. I've always thought that the most dangerous critic is one who knows just a little bit, who is applying a few rules. I've thought it better for the beta reader to be a really good writer -- or not a writer at all. Better not to know the basic rules -- or be able to think past them. Did that make any sense? What he's saying pretty much makes writing classes worthless because isn't the teacher usually a writer? Last edited by Teriann; 12-19-2011 at 09:55 PM. |
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Purveyor of the Sparkly
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: GA
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And your point is...?
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: SoCal
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Oops Sorry Kell. I don't know why I thought that pic was from Red. Shows how alert I was yesterday.
I think Bukowski was a raging alcoholic. His writing was rather dark if I recall.
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