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5. "Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, bee-bees in the air...!" Who could forget that one.
Alternative names for days of the week.
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1. Midweek Drinking Day (Wednesday)
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2. Donothingday (Sunday)
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3. Regretting Yesterday Day (Saturday)
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4. 'Oh-no it's First-day' day (Monday)
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5. Mmmm-Er-Umday (Tuesday)
Things New Yorkers would stop and stare at.
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1. Not David Blaine.
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come in, all you jesters
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2. Jason Varitek
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3. A cabbie obeying the laws of the road.
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4. A giant, sentient marshmallow man
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Assume Good Intentions
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5. OHMIGODDD! It's like... pure sunshine.... AHHEEIIII It BURNS!!!!
The cancellations have started. Summer replacement series you'd like to see.
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1. Replacing Dancing With The Stars... Dancing with Wolves - on Ice.
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Why do I say these things?
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2. Two and a Half Women
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3. Dr Who cares since Tom Baker left.
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4. Replacing CSI : Crash Test Dummy Investigation
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5. Celebrity Firing Squad
Person who most needs a make over.
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come in, all you jesters
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1. (combining with the previous topic): "Coming up next: Six Feet Under. Special Guest corpse: Osama bin Laden."
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2. Jesus (I mean, look at those dwindling sales figures).
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3. Donald Trump (the comb-over, need I say more)
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4. Salman Rushdie (I mean, the fellow just isn't doing himself any favours)
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5. Lindsay Lohan (new image in a bottle please)
Appropriate names for chimps sent into space
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1. Mister Kubrick-ellipsis.
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2. Jean-Luc
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Assume Good Intentions
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3. Cheetah 2.0
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
Join Date: Feb 2008
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4. Elvis Evolution
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