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5. The baldness is intentional, to compensate a defective ventilation system.
![]() Forgotten (with good reason) Tribal Battlecries
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Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred
Join Date: Nov 2009
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1. "Remember the Alimony!" Cried during the Great Divorce Lawyer Uprising of 1978.
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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2. There's that famous native tribe wandering endlessly deep in the Amazonian jungles where they frequently climb high into the trees and yell out... "We're the Fuggarwe!!"
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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3. For Brunhilde!
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Feb 2009
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4. Ollie ollie oxen free!
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come in, all you jesters
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5. Any indigenous tribe:
"FIRST!" Screenplays Shakespeare Would Write Today
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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1. Taylor and Dana
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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You're out of your tree...
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans...
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2. The Tempestuous.
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" My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano' |
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Addict? I can quit whenever I want!
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3. The Disillusioned Businessman of Venice
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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4. Twelfth Iced-Venti-Latte-Triple-Skinny-Splenda-No-Foam
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come in, all you jesters
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Heard at a New York City Square Dance
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle Last edited by poetinahat; 08-11-2011 at 04:32 AM. |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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1. Oye vey you're going the wrong way.
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You're out of your tree...
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2.Move your partner to and fro
even if she is a ho Where you're dancing is a Square Times is where you found her there.
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" My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano' |
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3. Line dancing to rap music
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4. This never happened in Friends.
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Location: Arizona
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5. Dude, your nose ring fell out when you swung-her-round-do-cee-do...
Things the Martians would say upon discovering Earth and landing here.
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
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1. Tell Kaiser-Kun we found his keys.
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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2. Um... hi.
Shut up. No, you shut up, We're lost. We're not lost. This is a planned detour. Yeah, right, this dump? It's not a dump. It's Earth. Like I said, dump. Oh, you think you can find the way? Duh! You are so full of it. Yeah? Nobody asked me, did they? Why should we? Dumbass as you are. I'm not the one who got lost, was I? Fine. You want to take a shot at it? Duh! So.. um... nice meeting you. See ya guys later!
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Addict? I can quit whenever I want!
Join Date: Aug 2009
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2. Sue Craig Raine for copyright infringement.
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4. Aw crap, the exiled bitch came here??
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5. Pssstt... I think we're supposed to say 'we come with peas'... then we blast them.
What goes on in the minds of politicians day to day (AKA : one of the many reasons they get nothing done)...
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Why do I say these things?
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1. During pretty much any Senate subcommittee hearings:
"Whoa..!! Would'ya look at those legs! Wow... I think her skirt keeps skootching up even as she's talking! Crap.. What was the question I just asked this witness? I wonder if Mario got my email to set up my usual table for six today? Omg, yes..! pleeeez keep skootching that skirt! Look at that Joe... what a pompous ass. 'course, he did get the VP slot. Much better than P. What?? Time to go vote? What the hell, she fixed her skirt, so why not? I wonder what it's about this time."
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2. "You have my undivided attention..."
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I like bewbs.
Join Date: Aug 2011
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3. I don't know why I'm still doing this job, bloody expenses scandal, why can't the British taxpayer pay for my moat and third Jaguar, dammit? Seems perfectly fair to me.
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fire breather
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4. Now which political party do I belong to again...
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