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Old 08-12-2011, 12:03 AM   #3101
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Old 08-12-2011, 12:09 AM   #3102
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"Um, that ball seems to be coming down awfully fast...OH MY GOD NO, RUN Ryan RUN!"
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Old 08-12-2011, 03:58 AM   #3106
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:06 AM   #3108
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:19 AM   #3109
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3. I hear mommy and daddy groaning at night while I'm trying to sleep.
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Old 08-12-2011, 06:21 PM   #3111
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1. Right, you'll find a pen down here...yes, yes, behind the zipper...
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:36 PM   #3113
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