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come in, all you jesters
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5. Paris
rock stars who would've been early losers on Idol
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle |
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Assume Good Intentions
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1. Mick Jagger "I'm sorry, we're looking for someone who sings in English."
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2. Leonard Cohen - "Whoa, you're such a downer! You need to zhuzzh your act!"
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle |
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3. Listen Miss Black, we know the days of the week already and we're all waiting for weekend. Bye!
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Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred
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4. Tom Waits. "Look, if we wanted someone who sang like Ooogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas we'd get Ooogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas."
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5. "Go chew at a log, Bieber."
Songs too awesome to use as the president arrives
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1. Carly Simon. "You're so vain." Applies to any president and 99.8% of Congress.
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Why do I say these things?
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3. Macarena! And I wanna see everyone stand up and do the Macarena as the Prez walks on the stage!
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4. Don't Worry, Be Happy (it's annoying as heck, but you can't get it outta your head)
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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5. "Go on, walk out the door - just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore..."
Rejected names for the Seven Dwarves
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1. Boobie (he scares people by saying "Boo")
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2. Scabbie
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3. Pukey
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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4. Wilt the Stilt.
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5. Tyrion
Worst Wedding Vows Ever
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Why do I say these things?
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1. "I will love you and honor you as long as you shall live."
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2. "I comma blank name of the groom comma solemnly declare my intention to marry slash despose slash deflower slash slash and cut open slash tolerate blank name of the bride for the duration of option a bracket my life comma option b bracket her life..."
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3. And yes, your mother can live with us.
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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4. I promise to obey
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figuring it all out
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5. *hic*
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Assume Good Intentions
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1. B&E 101
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Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred
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2. S&M 362, Advanced Welt Therapy
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Why do I say these things?
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3. T & A 101
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