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2. How I Met Your Stockbroker
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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come in, all you jesters
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3. Goldman Sachs and the City
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4. American Hobo
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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5. Nightmare on Wall Street.
Slogans for the GOP campaign.
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1. "Boo to you all!"
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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2. "Vote for me and I'll tell you what you want to hear."
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come in, all you jesters
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3. "Hey, this is one-third of the way to the 10,000th post in the Scenes from a Hat thread... if you round down! You've GOT to vote for... um... our candidate!"
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle |
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Assume Good Intentions
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4. Hey, if you double up on the last count you get to vote for the Devil and.. um..
Go Fish.
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5. Abortions for some, small american flags for others!
Lamest Suspect Interrogation Ever
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Why do I say these things?
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1. Aww.. come on, Joey. You were seen robbing the bank, we have cam photos of it, and your own wife said she drove the get-away car for you. Are you sure it was just someone who looks a lot like you? Okay, you can go... but call us if you hear anything on the street about this, okay?
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DANG!
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2. You have an alibi? Ok, you can go. Sorry for the inconvenience. Drive safely, and call me if you wanna get together for lunch or something, ok?
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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come in, all you jesters
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3. Hey, mind if we do this 'interview' over at IHOP? It's just that, well, I can't find my keys...
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Why do I say these things?
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4. Well, what have we here?? You're still wearing a red t-shirt just like that little kid sorta thought you had on at the scene?? Up against the wall, mofo, it's execution time!!
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5. Seriously, this is totally foolproof. We just tie you up and throw you in the river and then, if you're guilty, you'll float and we'll kill you. But, if you're innnocent, you'll sink. It can't fail! You have nothing to worry about!
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Assume Good Intentions
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1. "yeah, I'll have some lettuce, tomato, black olives and some of that old Elmer's school glue. Yeah, the pastey kind."
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DANG!
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2. Crunchy Toe Jam
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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3. Now with 85% more Lavern!
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4. Mesquite-grilled... keys?!
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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1. Funny how these harder ones are getting rarer and rarer these days
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come in, all you jesters
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2. The butler did it
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practical experience, FTW
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3. Sometimes I like to pick up the older ones, crack 'em open and let the aroma take me back to the good old days.
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It's time to use the big hammer
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4. I broke her spine.
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Why do I say these things?
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5. Very heavy and a little thick in places. Sometimes I like to race to the end, but then the really good parts just come too fast.
How to say what ails you when the admin at the doc's waiting room check-in desk asks loudly what you're there for, and you don't want to announce for all to hear the possible STD things you have.
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