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3. Adam Sandler as Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 5
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
Join Date: Feb 2008
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4. Adam Sandler as Victor-Victoria
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Assume Good Intentions
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pfft.
5. Adam Sandler is: "Batman" Things the Flight Attendant might whisper to you during a long flight.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Feb 2009
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1. Want to help me with my D.B. Cooper fantasy?
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
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2. Pardon me, but have you seen...
Kaiser-Kun's keys?
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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3 Do you want to watch Seconds from Disaster?
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practical experience, FTW
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4. Do you speak jive?
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Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred
Join Date: Nov 2009
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5. Sir, there is nothing on the wing.
Five things you least want to overhear while a cop has you stopped for speeding.
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practical experience, FTW
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1. Sir, I need to perform a field test to determine if you're an extra-terrestrial being.
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2. The hand coming out of your trunk flipped me off.
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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3 He looks nothin like the bloke that was doing your missuss
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
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*coffee sinus cleanse*
4. "You're right--she looked younger while the vehicle was moving..." |
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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5. It won't take you long to repack your moving van.
Five things you'd love to hear on CNN.
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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1 The English didn't do it.
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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2. Sara Palin is giving up politics and will retire to actually use her passport.
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practical experience, FTW
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3. We admit it: this is the Celebrity News Network.
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DANG!
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5. CNN: Isn't it obvious we really don't care about unbiased journalism any more?
Celebrity charity events you'd rather not see:
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practical experience, FTW
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1. Nicki Minaj's "Even More Junk in the Trunk"
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2. America's next homeless pussycat doll
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3. Leave it to Bieber
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DANG!
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4. The Joan Rivers Depends Red Carpet Race
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5. COPS: Zimmerman and Coulter
Delivering horrible news to children in a kid-friendly way
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Assume Good Intentions
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1. That funny looking man in the market? The man with the big wiry coat on? He fell down and went BOOM!
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2. That's right, little jimmy. Ms. Palin is going to be the most important mommy in the country!
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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3 Sorry son, he pegged it. (couldn't face telling my 5yr old our cat had died, so told him to go 'talk' to dad. And that was it. Great.)
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