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Old 03-29-2009, 01:20 AM   #26
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Am I the only one who wished someone would rip this guys tongue out before she actually tried? I kinda feel bad for the hooker that she had to kiss him to do it.
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Am I the only one who wished someone would rip this guys tongue out before she actually tried? I kinda feel bad for the hooker that she had to kiss him to do it.

Yeah, he is a bit of an ugly cuss, ain't he..
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I've been waiting to hear that Smilin' Bob's wife pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him.

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I've been waiting to hear that Smilin' Bob's wife pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him.

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I hear Milo crossed his legs.
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The ShamWow gig may now be available. I've heard they pay very well...
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Ray, don't audition. I beg you. I like you entirely too much to be put in the position of changing the channel everytime I see your face. *shudders* Between this guy and Billy Mays, I've worn out three remotes already. And you know they'll make you use that snake-oil salesman voice too.

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But... but... how am I going to pay for my $750 hotel room and $1000 hookers?
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A gig playing the perp in an episode of America's Most Wanted could do that for you.
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The ShamWow gig may now be available. I've heard they pay very well...
PublishAmerica should hire Vince to film a commercial for them, ScamWow.

But I think he's too classy to want to represent their operation.
It might damage his reputation and hurt his career as a traditional pitchman.
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i wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up the blood.
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Sheesh. I'm glad I don't watch TV. That character looks too much like one of my bad guys.
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Shlomi...ShamWow...South Beach...Sasha Harris...Setai Hotel...straight sex...
Funny how that asshole's road to ruin is paved with the same opening letter in that article.

And judging by those mug shots, Ms. Harris got in a few shots of her own. Good for her.
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maybe if he didn't wear a hospital gown out to the club, he wouldn't need to pay for sex.
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Jeeze. They messed each other up something fierce. Though she looks worse than he does, I have to admit. The blood in her hair freaks me out a little. So does the idea of her latching on to his tongue like some deranged terrier, though.

Ewwww.
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