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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
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Hang on, you're nekkid?
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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Reads more than she writes.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: in the Bouncy Castle
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I'm wearing pajamas.
As soon as I get home, I put on pajamas. Even if I'm going back out later. Because I'm weird.
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Weird is good.
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Cali
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My mom did that when she was working!
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i luv you giant bear statue
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Lost Angeles
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I am also a fan of wearing pajamas out of the house! The other day one of my friends (in his 40s!) told me that he had only just discovered pajama-wearing a week ago. For the past 40-odd years he would just wear jeans all evening until bedtime...bizarre! He was really singing the praises of pajamas like he had come to some type of brilliant epiphany. He has kids and a wife who all wear them so it's not like this is the first he's heard of it.
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Reads more than she writes.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Northern California
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Hello, my sillies!
I'm reading "On Becoming A Novelist" by some dude who is quite judgemental and opinionated, but I have to say I agree with this: Storyteller's intelligence is "composed of several qualities, most of which, in normal people, are signs of either immaturity or incivility." We are truly artists, here, for sure. Kitty, so funny. Are you still in the UK? Smish, next time you go to the store to stock up on poptarts, head on over to the freezer section and get yourself something you can keep for emergencies. They're not the greatest, calorie-wise, but my kids love Nancy's quiches, Marie Calendar's Pot pies, and the old stand-by, pizza. You need your strength to write!
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Reads more than she writes.
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So, I'm watching Anne of Avonlea (or Anne of Green Gables, the Sequel, as it's sometimes called), and I have a question for you:
Gilbert? Or Morgan?
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i luv you giant bear statue
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Lost Angeles
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Nope, I'm hoooome! I had a really great time and met a bunch of AWers and now I am recovering from post-vacation fatigue. |
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Guinea pig in the laboratory of God
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: California
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Happy birthday, Kitty Pryde! We're celebrating in the Party thread.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Northern California
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![]() Happy birthday, Kitty! That calls for cake!
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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Sep 2010
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A cat may not look at a king
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The edge
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Happy birthday, Kitty! Pajama party!!!
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Foxy Lady
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: California
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So, somewhere between purely driven and slushed?
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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He said, "A woman with a childlike sense of wonder." "Are you sure you just don't want someone that can be tricked in to snipe hunting?"
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i luv you giant bear statue
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Lost Angeles
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Oh, man, have you guys read this?
An Ode to E.B. White and a Very Special Teacher Definitely required reading for writers and teachers. Just a quick piece about how much hearing Stuart Little read aloud in 2nd grade changed someone's life. Warning: you'll probably cry. |
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Guinea pig in the laboratory of God
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Thank you, Kitty Pryde! That was so great. I thanked you in the comments section for steering me there.
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looking at the stars
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Wow. Thank you.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Michigan
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"What is writing? Writing is telepathy." — Stephen King |
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Um,yeah so... ok then.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In the sticks!
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Can I just jump on the rickety wagon here and tell you how much I love your site as well???
Thanks for all that you do Casey!
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Um,yeah so... ok then.
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Has semi-colon and will use it!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Michigan
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I've been away for awhile, so I had to catch back up. Timp - rutabagas are delicious in pasties, so watch out.
Okay, nothing else to say. Just glad to be back. |
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Has semi-colon and will use it!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Beautiful. Just beautiful. |
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Alas, poor Yorick, he fed me 'nanas
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Well, I'm back from the hospital a bit sore but none the worse for it. So now it's time for a long catch-up post!
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Besides, you wouldn't want to eat me, I don't taste good at all. Trust me, I've tried... ... What? I was bored, hungry and too lazy to get off my lazy butt to go down to the kitchen. Hey, is there a term for eating yourself? Autocannibalism, perhaps? Whatever; it's icky and I didn't have enough BBQ sauce anyway. Quote:
So, please Ivan, never hesitate to share your wisdom! It's always appreciated - and that goes for everyone, I'm sure. ...Think that's everything!
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Enigma Files: Phantom Thief - 3rd Draft finished @37k EF: Cursed - 1st Draft @ 1.5k words! Authors warn me writing children's books is a lot of work - signings, school events, literary festivals, a blog, etc. I always reply "I WANT THAT!" I don't claim to be a professional (yet). I just try and help others when and where I can. Follow me @symplesymon |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Much to mum and dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day He didn't stop to say his grace Just sat right down and ate his face. Yikes, the thing my brain remembers (and doesn't).
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